I messed up yesterday.
I completely missed the point that the gift giving fat man had to be wearing a costume.
Milk can be a gift, can’t it?
I hope this fixes things…
Hold up a second…
Honestly Basil, she looks like a man!
Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen’s udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.
In all fairness, the photo and story were so funny I had to share them!
I have to wonder what biblical law she was breaking, mind you… I’ve never seen one saying “Thou shall not dress as a cow and chase children around, whilst distressing travellers and causing them delay“. Mind you, I’ve not seen a direct biblical notation saying that gay marriage is illegal… but it still is in certain areas.