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The Chinese Whisper of God…
The word of God, filtered like expensive volcanic waters, tailored to appeal to the tastes of those who’ll buy into it. The greatest sell of all time.
Translation Legacy
The English Standard Version (ESV) stands in the classic mainstream of English Bible translations over the past half- millennium. The fountainhead of that stream was William Tyndale’s New Testament of 1526; marking its course were the King James Version of 1611 (KJV), the English Revised Version of 1885 (RV), the American Standard Version of 1901 (ASV), and the Revised Standard Version of 1952 and 1971 (RSV).
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Really Unquestionabubble…
It’s like déjà vu all over again…
Luke 4:12
“You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.”
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Armstrong, you DOPE!
Just to mess you up, today’s original cartoon has been moved to tomorrow.
Why? Well, it seems that recovering from cancer is a bit like praying to Jesus.
Yes, by recovering from cancer your sins and crimes are forgiven.
Sorry, but NO.
Cancer is a total bastard. Don’t get me wrong. But it does not get you off from doing things like this. LANCE ON DRUGS.
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Retraction
When the unquestionabubble happens too soon…
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Murder/Suicide Role Model
Killing in thy name of…
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Stoned to death… WITH STONES!
Thank you ‘SF’… (see yesterday’s G&S)
Deuteronomy 20-21
But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones,
I do like how the bible instructs the murderous mob to use stones to stone her to death. I mean, who knows what they would have used to STONE her to death if the bible hadn’t clarified that point…
Now some people say that I’m interpreting these exact words incorrectly, and thats not what is meant… BUT as discussed, if I were to say he bible is wrong – what with the bible being the word of god – then I’d be judging god… and that’s a sin…
So, the bible, the word of god, cannot be wrong, because if you say (or think) that a part needs to be interpreted differently to HOW GOD HAD WRITTEN IT, then you’ll end up burning in Hell… with Mary, the dirty whore.
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Marriage Guidance for the Masses
Oh if only people could see this for what it is.
Marriage guidance & a moral code, based on a murderous rapist.
Don’t ever judge me if you follow the bible…
…. but then again, you can’t judge me… You mustn’t… The Bible says you’ll be condemned if you do.
But you know that anyway don’t you, my dear Religionut…? Because you’ve read the lot of it… Every bit. I’m sure you have. Only an idiot of astounding thickness, blindness & arrogance would chose to fight on the side of religion without reading their own rule book…
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On the contradictory
Either the Bile (edit: oops, Freudian typo) needs reading and interpreting the various passages by judging what they mean in conjunction with other passages… Shiiiit, can’t be right… You can’t judge the bible… God’s Word…
In which case the Bible should be read at face value. Accepted as it is… with man being created before the beasts, and man being created after the beasts, at the same time… And judgement being a sin, but forgiveness (requiring judgement) is a necessity… The big book of contradictions…
Which is it?
I have a dislike of the use of the word ‘facts’ in this one. Ah well.
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It’s not what you think…
Explain to me, if you really must believe in a God, why this isn’t what’s really happening…
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