Who’s Your Daddy?

It’s all very well saying if god can do anything, then can he create a rock that was so heavy that he couldn’t lift it?…

… but better yet… How about something that all mortal humans can do, that god can’t?

You know… EVERYONE can do this task, but god just hasn’t got the ability.

None whatsoever.

We can do stuff that god can’t. Which is obvious, seeing as he doesn’t exist… BUT if the biblical god did exist, then WE WIN, because he can’t do this…

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Wait…

Never butt into an argument unless you know what the argument is about…

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Dime Bar?

82% of people agree with God & Son 100% of the time!

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Uh-oh, here comes Rotlube…

I mean Tolbrue… Bruteol… Leoburt…Routleb… Ah screw it… this is more trouble than it’s worth…

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Jesus & Mohammed get a holey experience.

Let’s just say it’s not the first time he’s been painfully nailed by a group of men…

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Free Will* (*Restrictions apply)

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.

Which is quite lovely, isn’t it?

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Psychic Schmychic

It’s wonderful that the kidnapped girls in America have found freedom… but it is marred by the idiot psychic who a few years ago told one of the girl’s mothers that the girl was dead.

I’m no mock psychic (the only type of psychic there is), but I do know that if you want to give someone some hope or closure, someone who believes strong enough that they will believe in a psychic, then it’s a better bet to say ‘The girls are okay, but they can’t get home right now, they love you and will see you again’… than say the person is dead!

Better still, DON’T DO THE BULLSHIT PSYCHIC THING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

ADDITIONAL:

I don’t ask for much, because I know you’ll share my cartoons if you think they are worth it…

BUT… I would appreciate if you could click on this link & ‘like’ the photo of Rusty pup, the love of my 7 year old son.

It’d be wonderful to see his face if Rusty Pup succeeded in this!

Yeah, I don’t do ‘god‘, but I do ‘dog‘…

Thank you all for your continued support. Each and everyone of you rock.

Yes… Even you, skulking around in the shadows…

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The Little Book of Nothing

A worthy question…

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Why did the chicken wee poo?

Yeah… I let my young son try his hand at writing one…

I’m not 100% sure he’s ready for religious satire, although he does make more sense than any religious text that I’ve seen…

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Star Trek Day. What?

Something about space pirates and ARRR2D2…

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