A worthy question…
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Superpowers
The most important characters in the bible are Satan and Judas. Fact.
Without Judas, Jesus would not have been betrayed, and his ultimate (ha!) sacrifice wouldn’t have happened. A betrayer was needed. Then they tore the betrayer apart for betraying Jesus… Such a lovely way to repay someone for such a pivotal job.
Without Satan in Hell, then what has god… or rather… What has the church got to threaten us and keep us in our places? Yup… Nothing. To keep people from questioning you or going up against you, you must have a good deterrent… and that goes doubly so in a corrupt or power hungry situation.
Back when religion started, there had to be a bad guy to scare people towards the power hungry religious leaders… so the Devil was required.
Without Judas or Satan, the whole bible falls apart. That generally only happens in really poorly written story books, because the writers can’t think of a cleverer way to emphasise how good the good guy is, or how to make the good guy stand out.
It’s the same with fictitious superheroes. Without villains, there is no need for Superman or Batman… In fact without Superman or Batman, there wouldn’t be villains who kept threatening the human race just so they could get at Superman or Batman… Which puts a great twist on things…
Without the Devil, God is powerless…
BUT, and more importantly…
Without God, there would be no Devil… No nemesis…Everyone would be fine.
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The 4:12 to Hell
The 4:12 to Hell. The title’s a bit of an in joke and nothing much to do with the cartoon, and the joke was first written years ago about the then new stagecoaches… but at least it’s, erm… Well… It could be worse.
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Church of Cards
Ah, plausible deniability… The cornerstone of modern politics.
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R.I.P Cher
As the linguistically challenged transvestite said… “I, Ron. Lady…”
Baroness Thatcher – 13 October 1925 – 8 April 2013
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Normality is resumed…
Back to the plain old bullshit, now that the Easter holiday bullshit is done with for another year…
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Sacrifice? I call BULLSHIT.
Seriously, how the fuck is it a sacrifice when three days later the guy is back home in what we are told is the greatest, ultimate blissful place in existence where no one is left for wanting.
Ooh, God sacrificed his son…. Bullshit… God got his son back after three days rest & a free flight to Heaven courtesy of Judas & the Romans.
Explain how getting your son back forever, or being dead for three days and then ending up in eternal bliss, is a fucking sacrifice?
You’re a fool if you’re taken in by the poorly written lies of the ancient ruling cases. Fools indeed.
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God is Tooth
Just a quick Easter stocking filler…
It never grows old…
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Theirs Always One
The trouble is, I don’t have a proof reader…
… I have a belief reader!
I think I got out of that won without two many people noticing…
Dedicated to Daedalus! May your wings stay sound and your wax subtle.
