82% of people agree with God & Son 100% of the time!
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Uh-oh, here comes Rotlube…
I mean Tolbrue… Bruteol… Leoburt…Routleb… Ah screw it… this is more trouble than it’s worth…
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Free Will* (*Restrictions apply)
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
Which is quite lovely, isn’t it?
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Psychic Schmychic
It’s wonderful that the kidnapped girls in America have found freedom… but it is marred by the idiot psychic who a few years ago told one of the girl’s mothers that the girl was dead.
I’m no mock psychic (the only type of psychic there is), but I do know that if you want to give someone some hope or closure, someone who believes strong enough that they will believe in a psychic, then it’s a better bet to say ‘The girls are okay, but they can’t get home right now, they love you and will see you again’… than say the person is dead!
Better still, DON’T DO THE BULLSHIT PSYCHIC THING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ADDITIONAL:
I don’t ask for much, because I know you’ll share my cartoons if you think they are worth it…
BUT… I would appreciate if you could click on this link & ‘like’ the photo of Rusty pup, the love of my 7 year old son.
It’d be wonderful to see his face if Rusty Pup succeeded in this!
Yeah, I don’t do ‘god‘, but I do ‘dog‘…
Thank you all for your continued support. Each and everyone of you rock.
Yes… Even you, skulking around in the shadows…
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Why did the chicken wee poo?
Yeah… I let my young son try his hand at writing one…
I’m not 100% sure he’s ready for religious satire, although he does make more sense than any religious text that I’ve seen…
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Star Trek Day. What?
Something about space pirates and ARRR2D2…
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Superpowers
The most important characters in the bible are Satan and Judas. Fact.
Without Judas, Jesus would not have been betrayed, and his ultimate (ha!) sacrifice wouldn’t have happened. A betrayer was needed. Then they tore the betrayer apart for betraying Jesus… Such a lovely way to repay someone for such a pivotal job.
Without Satan in Hell, then what has god… or rather… What has the church got to threaten us and keep us in our places? Yup… Nothing. To keep people from questioning you or going up against you, you must have a good deterrent… and that goes doubly so in a corrupt or power hungry situation.
Back when religion started, there had to be a bad guy to scare people towards the power hungry religious leaders… so the Devil was required.
Without Judas or Satan, the whole bible falls apart. That generally only happens in really poorly written story books, because the writers can’t think of a cleverer way to emphasise how good the good guy is, or how to make the good guy stand out.
It’s the same with fictitious superheroes. Without villains, there is no need for Superman or Batman… In fact without Superman or Batman, there wouldn’t be villains who kept threatening the human race just so they could get at Superman or Batman… Which puts a great twist on things…
Without the Devil, God is powerless…
BUT, and more importantly…
Without God, there would be no Devil… No nemesis…Everyone would be fine.
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Sexy Confession…
I’d say I’m sorry…. But I’m not.
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Jesus, Muhammad & the Beer & Bacon Festival
Yup… Muhammad (the self proclaimed prophet) was married many, many times… Making even Henry the Eighth look like a virginal choirboy… One of Mo’s wives was 9 year old Aisha… WAIT… It’s not that bad… They HAD known each other for a while and WAITED until she was 9 to consummate the marriage…
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