Something about space pirates and ARRR2D2…
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Superpowers
The most important characters in the bible are Satan and Judas. Fact.
Without Judas, Jesus would not have been betrayed, and his ultimate (ha!) sacrifice wouldn’t have happened. A betrayer was needed. Then they tore the betrayer apart for betraying Jesus… Such a lovely way to repay someone for such a pivotal job.
Without Satan in Hell, then what has god… or rather… What has the church got to threaten us and keep us in our places? Yup… Nothing. To keep people from questioning you or going up against you, you must have a good deterrent… and that goes doubly so in a corrupt or power hungry situation.
Back when religion started, there had to be a bad guy to scare people towards the power hungry religious leaders… so the Devil was required.
Without Judas or Satan, the whole bible falls apart. That generally only happens in really poorly written story books, because the writers can’t think of a cleverer way to emphasise how good the good guy is, or how to make the good guy stand out.
It’s the same with fictitious superheroes. Without villains, there is no need for Superman or Batman… In fact without Superman or Batman, there wouldn’t be villains who kept threatening the human race just so they could get at Superman or Batman… Which puts a great twist on things…
Without the Devil, God is powerless…
BUT, and more importantly…
Without God, there would be no Devil… No nemesis…Everyone would be fine.
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Sexy Confession…
I’d say I’m sorry…. But I’m not.
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Jesus, Muhammad & the Beer & Bacon Festival
Yup… Muhammad (the self proclaimed prophet) was married many, many times… Making even Henry the Eighth look like a virginal choirboy… One of Mo’s wives was 9 year old Aisha… WAIT… It’s not that bad… They HAD known each other for a while and WAITED until she was 9 to consummate the marriage…
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Boston Backdraft
Please share this, or at least share the message. I’m not after page hits – I simply want people more aware of the consequences of their actions. Thank you.
A cold shiver shot down my back as I read THIS.
When I said something like this would happen (when I wrote THIS), I wasn’t trying to be clever. I thought it was obvious that something like this would happen.
Looks like it wasn’t obvious enough to a huge number of ignorant vigilante scum.
I don’t feel smug or righteous about saying something like this would happen. I feel disgusted that I wasn’t proved wrong. I’m not surprised or shocked that it happened… and that scares me.
I’d rather be shocked that people would do this, than not shocked because of the inevitability of it happening.
Maybe people will listen and think next time.
I hope there isn’t a next time though.
Let’s set a few rules though… Just in case:
Even if you think you are helping, please just leave it to the experts, and if you must share pictures of crime suspects etc, please just use official released pictures & LINK THEM TO THE POLICE PAGE that originally posted them.
If you really want to help (and it’s really very good that you, or anyone, does), then the best course of action is:
DO:
1. If you post a photo, make sure it is an official one from law enforcement sources.
2. Post a link back to the original website, so that people can go there to see what they should do if they know or see the person (it will have contact details & hotline numbers). It also helps people verify what you are posting.
DON’T:
1. Don’t be ambiguous or leading with your information, or lack thereof. If possible, quote direct from the law enforcement website.
2. Don’t post photos without official source back up.
3. Don’t post theories or information that could waste police time. Keep to the facts.
Finally… and yes, I think I have to say this…
4. Don’t take the law into your own hands and perform vigilante ‘justice’.
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Pants for higher
I thought it looked stupid before Bieber started doing it… But now I have to laugh at all the ‘cool’ street kids trying to look tough… because now they just look like they have girly love crushes on Bieber…. SQUEAL!!! JUSTIN!!! I WANT TO BE YOU!!! MARRY ME!!! SQUEAL!!!
Apparently it’s cool to look like you can’t get dressed without your mother’s help, wearing trousers/pants half way around your knees so people can see straight through between the top of your belt loop & the bottom of your frank & beans… Must be a real chick magnet…
Well, if you think it’s cool to dress like an American prison inmate who wants ass sex then go ahead… It’s very enlightened of you… Unless… UNLESS you were trying to imitate that factory built ‘pop singer’ acne factory Justin Bieber, with his pasty white ass hanging out of his ‘rape pants’.
Yeah… Those are two things that I ALWAYS look for when I think of fashion…
Yeah… I want to be like the Bieber… as much as I want my anus to be a prison toy.
Note: ‘Sagging’ originated in prisons because inmates were not allowed belts, but quickly became adopted by the gay subculture to show that a person was available for some man on man sex. Whether the subculture adopted this from the memes & emails that jokingly said this was a gay thing, or that it was a gay thing in the first place & then became a meme & viral email is still in question. Either way, it lost any cool status it may of had once Bieber did it…
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The 4:12 to Hell
The 4:12 to Hell. The title’s a bit of an in joke and nothing much to do with the cartoon, and the joke was first written years ago about the then new stagecoaches… but at least it’s, erm… Well… It could be worse.
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Do you copy? BURN!!!
This one from a joke told to me by Unlucky Eddie, whilst at a comedy show ‘The News at Kate’ with Kate Smurthwaite. (Excellent gig, by the way, and I highly recommend seeing her if you get the chance).
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Knee Jerks.
Well there you go. I called it. Those that know me know that I said it wasn’t the M.O of one of the known terrorist organisations from the very start, and it was an individual loner or small group.
Being a highly religious Christian country, America will no doubt treat the Boston Bombers as the a bible dictates. They will not judge, but they will let God judge. After all, humans judging people is against God’s will… “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.” (Luke 6:37)
Although in a common biblical contradiction (shock!)… If you do judge… “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” (John 7:24)
So there you go… American Christians will be balanced & sensible, and if they do judge, they will not judge by the colour of someone’s skin, or their religion… Not like those hateful dirty Muslims…
But no…
Just think of all the ‘Middle Eastern‘ looking men that have had abuse, both physical and verbal, from people in America over the Boston bombing, only to find out that their knee jerk reaction to blame ‘rag heads‘ was wide of the mark.
Still, those ‘rag heads‘ in America… They’re all guilty of something, eh America? They must be… So don’t feel too guilty about your incorrect profiling…
Yeah, I know it wasn’t all of you, just a few thousand hysteric ones calling for blood, but in a good way, not in the evil way of just two murderers.
You see Iraqi civilians screaming about America after a bomb blast or battle in their country that has killed or injured hundreds of civilians, and you (America) get all up in arms about their reactions and hateful comments… and yet you are no different. You too have blamed people, victimised people who had nothing to do with the bombing, just because of your fear, your hurt and your need to lash out in your moment of pain and blame the most obvious (to some ignorant vigilantes) ‘suspects’…
You may think I’m suggesting that the huge number of hysterical murderous ‘kill the rag heads, throw them out of America, kill them all‘ types is somewhat worse than the act of terrorism carried out by just two people.
You may think that I’m suggesting that the random photos posted around the social media sites of people that the public ‘thought‘ were involved, that lead to witch hunts of the innocent, and have quite possibly ruined peoples lives as those pictures will always be floating around the Internet forever labelling them as terrorist child killers, is in someway as bad, if not worse than the actual bombing, because these American accusers who caused this hurt to the innocent will never be reprimanded, and will do this again and again.
You may think that, but I couldn’t possible comment.
For those of you that may be upset by today’s cartoon & rant, here’s a gift from me to you.
Calm yourselves down with a lovely ‘Colour in Jesus‘ picture (Starting tip: He’s meant to have dark skin, although you might want to make him white, so as not to upset those lovely predominantly white American Christians).
I think it’s Jesus or it could be Rolf Harris.
Note: I am not in support of the attack on Boston, and neither am I in support of race hate spewing American (or wherever) ‘vigilantes‘.
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