I know you are, but who am I?

People mock people who say they are the son of god and then try to back it up with crazy stories… and yet no one mocked ‘Jesus’ when he said exactly the same thing and backed up his claims with crazy stories.

Seriously, what’s the difference between a crackpot ‘god child claim’ now and a crackpot ‘god child claim’ then? I’ll tell you what the difference is….

Nothing.

This Australian fruitcake has obviously been necking too much amber nectar and not put enough sunscreen on in the midday sun, because he not only claims to be Jesus… but he also claims his wife is Mary Magdalene… Whereas in reality they are just a pair of scamming deluded nutters.

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Star Trek Day. What?

Something about space pirates and ARRR2D2…

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Normality is resumed…

Back to the plain old bullshit, now that the Easter holiday bullshit is done with for another year…

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Stoned to death… WITH STONES!

Thank you ‘SF’… (see yesterday’s G&S)

Deuteronomy 20-21

But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones,

I do like how the bible instructs the murderous mob to use stones to stone her to death. I mean, who knows what they would have used to STONE her to death if the bible hadn’t clarified that point…

Now some people say that I’m interpreting these exact words incorrectly, and thats not what is meant… BUT as discussed, if I were to say he bible is wrong – what with the bible being the word of god – then I’d be judging god… and that’s a sin…

So, the bible, the word of god, cannot be wrong, because if you say (or think) that a part needs to be interpreted differently to HOW GOD HAD WRITTEN IT, then you’ll end up burning in Hell… with Mary, the dirty whore.

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Marriage Guidance for the Masses

Oh if only people could see this for what it is.

Marriage guidance & a moral code, based on a murderous rapist.

Don’t ever judge me if you follow the bible…
…. but then again, you can’t judge me… You mustn’t… The Bible says you’ll be condemned if you do.

But you know that anyway don’t you, my dear Religionut…? Because you’ve read the lot of it… Every bit. I’m sure you have. Only an idiot of astounding thickness, blindness & arrogance would chose to fight on the side of religion without reading their own rule book…

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Duh Last Calculation of Christ

Any old puns?

Quick and Dirty

In my head last night…

“Oops! I forgot to write a cartoon for tomorrow, I need something quick & dirty…“

“…. MARY!!!“

Virgin on the Ridiculous

Oh no he didn’t!

Yes, I did… and now I have your attention….

Yup… It’s true, as any educated person who’s actually bothered to look into this will tell you, the Hebrew word ‘Almah‘ is very similar to the English word ‘Maiden‘ – in as such that as a polyseme it has several meanings – including ‘virgin‘ or ‘young woman‘.

Other polysemes include wood (what a tree contains, and where you can find one…) and milk (the liquid, and also what you have to do to a cow to get it….). You learn something every day.

As for the young lady Mary… well, it’s not very special or amazing is it, to be born from a woman who isn’t a virgin…. so sod it, why not deliberately misinterpret the meaning and BINGO! You have a miracle birth, much more befitting of the supposed king of kings…

As for the shithouse door thing, who knows? Your guess is as good as mine…. and no less fictional than the story in the bible.

How Jesus got his Name

He was so close to being called

“Hell Bitch! NO!!!”

No Pull Inn Power…