God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Don’t know. Don’t care.

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It’s always so refreshing to see on the news such mundane crap as a pathetic pop star trying to shock on a ego trip of a music award show. It must mean that famine, disease, war and poverty are over as there’s nothing more important to report than a tedious starlet in a bikini grabbing at popularity straws before plunging into any one of a multiple choice of addictions which will end up with her dying young… although not as young as she wishes she was.

What?

You’re all thinking the same thing.

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

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Red’s in the bed

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Russia’s President Putin is seriously covering up some homosexual tendencies.

Come on Vlad, we’ve seen the photo’s with your shirt off, doing overtly manly things which can only be compensating or covering up some hidden secret… Just let it go.

There is only one person who doesn’t know you’re gay.

Look in the mirror and talk to him… You’ll feel better for it…

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

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Dr.Who is Bullcrap… Says Jesus.

The new Doctor is named after the squashed flies biscuit. That’s cool, isn’t it?

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

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Understand THIS!

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… or even do both
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

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THE WORLD HAS STOPPED!

Or it appears to have hit a singularity…

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… or even do both
.

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Fancy that…

I don’t recall any biblical reference to the pig shit thick, judgemental, vile, contradictory and spite filled venomous bitches inheriting the world, but I could be wrong.

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Too little, too late?

Oh bravo Pope obvious.

What next? Murder isn’t very nice?

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Boston Backdraft

Please share this, or at least share the message. I’m not after page hits – I simply want people more aware of the consequences of their actions. Thank you.

A cold shiver shot down my back as I read THIS.

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When I said something like this would happen (when I wrote THIS), I wasn’t trying to be clever. I thought it was obvious that something like this would happen.

Looks like it wasn’t obvious enough to a huge number of ignorant vigilante scum.

I don’t feel smug or righteous about saying something like this would happen. I feel disgusted that I wasn’t proved wrong. I’m not surprised or shocked that it happened… and that scares me.

I’d rather be shocked that people would do this, than not shocked because of the inevitability of it happening.

Maybe people will listen and think next time.

I hope there isn’t a next time though.

Let’s set a few rules though… Just in case:

Even if you think you are helping, please just leave it to the experts, and if you must share pictures of crime suspects etc, please just use official released pictures & LINK THEM TO THE POLICE PAGE that originally posted them.

If you really want to help (and it’s really very good that you, or anyone, does), then the best course of action is:

DO:
1. If you post a photo, make sure it is an official one from law enforcement sources.
2. Post a link back to the original website, so that people can go there to see what they should do if they know or see the person (it will have contact details & hotline numbers). It also helps people verify what you are posting.

DON’T:
1. Don’t be ambiguous or leading with your information, or lack thereof. If possible, quote direct from the law enforcement website.
2. Don’t post photos without official source back up.
3. Don’t post theories or information that could waste police time. Keep to the facts.
Finally… and yes, I think I have to say this…
4. Don’t take the law into your own hands and perform vigilante ‘justice’.

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Knee Jerks.

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Well there you go. I called it. Those that know me know that I said it wasn’t the M.O of one of the known terrorist organisations from the very start, and it was an individual loner or small group.

Being a highly religious Christian country, America will no doubt treat the Boston Bombers as the a bible dictates. They will not judge, but they will let God judge. After all, humans judging people is against God’s will… “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.” (Luke 6:37)

Although in a common biblical contradiction (shock!)… If you do judge… “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” (John 7:24)

So there you go… American Christians will be balanced & sensible, and if they do judge, they will not judge by the colour of someone’s skin, or their religion… Not like those hateful dirty Muslims…

But no…

Just think of all the ‘Middle Eastern‘ looking men that have had abuse, both physical and verbal, from people in America over the Boston bombing, only to find out that their knee jerk reaction to blame ‘rag heads‘ was wide of the mark.

Still, those ‘rag heads‘ in America… They’re all guilty of something, eh America? They must be… So don’t feel too guilty about your incorrect profiling…

Yeah, I know it wasn’t all of you, just a few thousand hysteric ones calling for blood, but in a good way, not in the evil way of just two murderers.

You see Iraqi civilians screaming about America after a bomb blast or battle in their country that has killed or injured hundreds of civilians, and you (America) get all up in arms about their reactions and hateful comments… and yet you are no different. You too have blamed people, victimised people who had nothing to do with the bombing, just because of your fear, your hurt and your need to lash out in your moment of pain and blame the most obvious (to some ignorant vigilantes) ‘suspects’…

You may think I’m suggesting that the huge number of hysterical murderous ‘kill the rag heads, throw them out of America, kill them all‘ types is somewhat worse than the act of terrorism carried out by just two people.

You may think that I’m suggesting that the random photos posted around the social media sites of people that the public ‘thought‘ were involved, that lead to witch hunts of the innocent, and have quite possibly ruined peoples lives as those pictures will always be floating around the Internet forever labelling them as terrorist child killers, is in someway as bad, if not worse than the actual bombing, because these American accusers who caused this hurt to the innocent will never be reprimanded, and will do this again and again.

You may think that, but I couldn’t possible comment.

For those of you that may be upset by today’s cartoon & rant, here’s a gift from me to you.
Calm yourselves down with a lovely ‘Colour in Jesus‘ picture (Starting tip: He’s meant to have dark skin, although you might want to make him white, so as not to upset those lovely predominantly white American Christians).

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I think it’s Jesus or it could be Rolf Harris.


Note: I am not in support of the attack on Boston, and neither am I in support of race hate spewing American (or wherever) ‘vigilantes‘.

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You missed a few.

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Before you religionauts start saying ‘it’s all part of God’s plan‘ and that I shouldn’t say such blasphemous stuff, please consider that me writing these cartoons is also part of God’s plan…

So toddle off and form a prayer circle whilst other people do something tangible to try and make this one life more bearable for everyone else… Even your sorry asses.

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