Who’s Your Daddy?

It’s all very well saying if god can do anything, then can he create a rock that was so heavy that he couldn’t lift it?…

… but better yet… How about something that all mortal humans can do, that god can’t?

You know… EVERYONE can do this task, but god just hasn’t got the ability.

None whatsoever.

We can do stuff that god can’t. Which is obvious, seeing as he doesn’t exist… BUT if the biblical god did exist, then WE WIN, because he can’t do this…

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Wait…

Never butt into an argument unless you know what the argument is about…

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Dime Bar?

82% of people agree with God & Son 100% of the time!

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It’s a hard life

Well, it took a group of Roman soldiers to get him up the first time… so I guess we know which way JC blows,,,

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Uh-oh, here comes Rotlube…

I mean Tolbrue… Bruteol… Leoburt…Routleb… Ah screw it… this is more trouble than it’s worth…

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Jesus & Mohammed get a holey experience.

Let’s just say it’s not the first time he’s been painfully nailed by a group of men…

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It’s not ‘science-fiction’…

There’s a good chance that this was funnier in my head…

In case you don’t know: Dewey Decimal System.

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Red Rag to a God

Nothing angers a god like a hatless preacher with messy hair…

… Says God.

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)

And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest you die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the LORD has kindled.

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La La La! I can’t hear you!

The easiest way to disprove something, is to cover it up, bury it… Hide it so no-one ever hears of it… It’s a much better way of disproving something than actually having tangible physical proof…

What you can’t see, can’t hurt…

That’s bible class lesson 1.

If history has taught me anything, then it’s if something disagrees with the bible*, or questions its integrity, then ban it. Burn the science books, lock away or kill the teachers who want to teach the scientific truths, and quash all mention of it happening ever again.

So much easier than saying ‘Well, we were wrong, but hey, thanks for understanding & helping us see the truth’…

*Other religious texts also apply.

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Dog Almighty!

Bonus!

I don’t ask for much, because I know you’ll share my cartoons if you think they are worth it…

BUT… I would appreciate if you could click on this link & ‘like’ the photo of Rusty pup, the love of my 7 year old son.

It’d be wonderful to see his face light up if Rusty Pup succeeded in this!

She’s not a precious pretentious pampered handbag pup, she’s a real world pooch, but some people just see ‘German Shepherd’ and assume the worst, so in an incredibly tenuous link, she’s a lot like atheists… A lot of people have the completely the wrong idea!

German Shepherds have a bad name due to history and association with security/armed services, but they are bright, friendly idiots who love a tummy rub & attention (who doesn’t?).

A vote for Rusty is a vote for real dogs!!! (and tenuously, atheism!!!).

Vote HERE!

Hey, you can’t blame a dad for trying!

Fancy that… a caring atheist who isn’t going around worshipping the Devil & doing all that other stuff we are accused of…

Thank you all!

Normal service will be resumed tomorrow!

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