Here’s a quick and dirty cartoon to satisfy your Monday morning needs.
By ‘needs’ I mean that it’s easy to understand and you don’t have to think too hard.
No one wants to do that on a Monday…
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Bigger than Nothing…
Grab your 3D glasses! My first attempt at a 3D God & Son!
Let me know what you think!
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Someone needs your prayers…
A valid point…
Thanks to the artist Chris Woods for this gem.
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I know you are, but who am I?
People mock people who say they are the son of god and then try to back it up with crazy stories… and yet no one mocked ‘Jesus’ when he said exactly the same thing and backed up his claims with crazy stories.
Seriously, what’s the difference between a crackpot ‘god child claim’ now and a crackpot ‘god child claim’ then? I’ll tell you what the difference is….
Nothing.
This Australian fruitcake has obviously been necking too much amber nectar and not put enough sunscreen on in the midday sun, because he not only claims to be Jesus… but he also claims his wife is Mary Magdalene… Whereas in reality they are just a pair of scamming deluded nutters.
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Scientologyschmology
Why use that?
Easy… As with all religious texts, they used what was available at the time to write the make believe. That way more people would believe it.
This is why god made sure the bible would be relevant to humankind throughout the ages, without people arguing over modern interpretations… After all, god knew/knows exactly how we developed so should EASILY known how to write it for ALL generations to CLEARLY understand… I mean, god is a fucking mega brain, so THAT would be easy…
As for the DC-8… First flew in the 1950′s… back then it was super hi-tech cutting edge… so ripe for exciting a world eager to expand new horizons!!!
It sure dates when this fictional religion was created. Hubbard was a sci-fi writer, so he KNEW how to get a reader’s buy in. Add a sprinkle of what they are comfortable with… a little of what they know… then pour over huge quantities of sweetened bullshit and they’ll eat it all up and ask for seconds!
SCIENTOLOGY : Created 1954… Just as the jet age kicked off… and the DC-8 was a shining example of the new era…
Perfect bait…
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There is no barrel deep enough…
Disclaimer: No he didn’t… Obviously.
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Does your dog bite?
“No, my dog doesn’t bite…”
BITE
“…but that is not my dog…”
Corked hats off to Gavin P. for the idea for this one.
I say ‘idea’, but I mean all of the text, excluding the cat bit…
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Brayton Early Riser
Today I give you a G&S lifted directly from the Facebook feed of Ed Brayton.
I liked what he said, I thought it suited God & Son, so I asked if the man himself would mind if I used it in a cartoon.
Well, ‘no‘, in short. After all, he’s an atheist, and everyone knows that atheists are sociopathic bastards who like nothing better than to be unhelpful & piss people off, in between drinking goats blood & being wizards.
Yeah… not likely… Of course he said ‘yes‘… because he’s a nice guy & witty too, and nothing like religionauts want you to think us atheists are like. Free press & free thought is the way to learn, and not the drummed in scriptures of religious fiction.
As for the cartoon… He wrote this blog on his ‘Freethought Blogs‘ group, which explains this Facebook status that I then used: BIGOTS FORMING BOY SCOUTS ALTERNATIVE.
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