Nothing angers a god like a hatless preacher with messy hair…
… Says God.
King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest you die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the LORD has kindled.
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The easiest way to disprove something, is to cover it up, bury it… Hide it so no-one ever hears of it… It’s a much better way of disproving something than actually having tangible physical proof…
What you can’t see, can’t hurt…
That’s bible class lesson 1.
If history has taught me anything, then it’s if something disagrees with the bible*, or questions its integrity, then ban it. Burn the science books, lock away or kill the teachers who want to teach the scientific truths, and quash all mention of it happening ever again.
So much easier than saying ‘Well, we were wrong, but hey, thanks for understanding & helping us see the truth’…
*Other religious texts also apply.
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Bonus!
I don’t ask for much, because I know you’ll share my cartoons if you think they are worth it…
BUT… I would appreciate if you could click on this link & ‘like’ the photo of Rusty pup, the love of my 7 year old son.
It’d be wonderful to see his face light up if Rusty Pup succeeded in this!
She’s not a precious pretentious pampered handbag pup, she’s a real world pooch, but some people just see ‘German Shepherd’ and assume the worst, so in an incredibly tenuous link, she’s a lot like atheists… A lot of people have the completely the wrong idea!
German Shepherds have a bad name due to history and association with security/armed services, but they are bright, friendly idiots who love a tummy rub & attention (who doesn’t?).
A vote for Rusty is a vote for real dogs!!! (and tenuously, atheism!!!).
Vote HERE!
Hey, you can’t blame a dad for trying!
Fancy that… a caring atheist who isn’t going around worshipping the Devil & doing all that other stuff we are accused of…
Thank you all!
Normal service will be resumed tomorrow!
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Deuteronomy 13:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
Which is quite lovely, isn’t it?
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It’s wonderful that the kidnapped girls in America have found freedom… but it is marred by the idiot psychic who a few years ago told one of the girl’s mothers that the girl was dead.
I’m no mock psychic (the only type of psychic there is), but I do know that if you want to give someone some hope or closure, someone who believes strong enough that they will believe in a psychic, then it’s a better bet to say ‘The girls are okay, but they can’t get home right now, they love you and will see you again’… than say the person is dead!
Better still, DON’T DO THE BULLSHIT PSYCHIC THING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ADDITIONAL:
I don’t ask for much, because I know you’ll share my cartoons if you think they are worth it…
BUT… I would appreciate if you could click on this link & ‘like’ the photo of Rusty pup, the love of my 7 year old son.
It’d be wonderful to see his face if Rusty Pup succeeded in this!
Yeah, I don’t do ‘god‘, but I do ‘dog‘…
Thank you all for your continued support. Each and everyone of you rock.
Yes… Even you, skulking around in the shadows…
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I must apologise for such a poor pun.
I’m a very bad man…
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Yeah… My car’s front wheel mount collapsed.
Had it been one of many other cars, this would have caused the wheel to tip and go under the car & spin me off of the road… and my wife & child with me.
Had I been going down twisty lanes at 50mph around a valley edge as I had been a few miles earlier, then you might have wondered why there was no cartoon today…
As it was, my old Audi has a suspension system that held the wheel in place when part of it failed… A catastrophe for many cars, but survivable in the old Audi.
As it was I was only a mile from home on a straight road with speed restrictions meaning at best I was accelerating up to 30mph when the Big Bang happened, I lost power, an almighty noise, steering became ‘interesting’ and I coasted to a stop in a lay by.
But how?!?!
The car has 189,000 miles on the clock. The day before it took a knock in a pot hole. It felt fine, so I wasn’t concerned. Everything WAS fine, but the knock had been sufficient to weaken the already old ball joint to the point where it was just going to fall out. The ball joint would’ve been warm due to the friction of the long drive, so wouldn’t have fallen out until it was cooler & reduced in size just enough to ‘pop’ out. Hence it happened within a mile of me leaving to go on a drive.
Sadly, nothing mystical at all.
Had I not driven around the valley edge on that twisty road, then I wouldn’t have hit the pot hole, and the wheel might never have fallen of. Mechanical things just happen that way, and it’s all perfectly explainable.
Things happen… It doesn’t have to be god, because there is no god. It’s not that difficult to understand.
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Yeah… I let my young son try his hand at writing one…
I’m not 100% sure he’s ready for religious satire, although he does make more sense than any religious text that I’ve seen…
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