82% of people agree with God & Son 100% of the time!
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It’s a hard life
Well, it took a group of Roman soldiers to get him up the first time… so I guess we know which way JC blows,,,
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Uh-oh, here comes Rotlube…
I mean Tolbrue… Bruteol… Leoburt…Routleb… Ah screw it… this is more trouble than it’s worth…
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Jesus & Mohammed get a holey experience.
Let’s just say it’s not the first time he’s been painfully nailed by a group of men…
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It’s not ‘science-fiction’…
There’s a good chance that this was funnier in my head…
In case you don’t know: Dewey Decimal System.
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Red Rag to a God
Nothing angers a god like a hatless preacher with messy hair…
… Says God.
King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest you die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the LORD has kindled.
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La La La! I can’t hear you!
The easiest way to disprove something, is to cover it up, bury it… Hide it so no-one ever hears of it… It’s a much better way of disproving something than actually having tangible physical proof…
What you can’t see, can’t hurt…
That’s bible class lesson 1.
If history has taught me anything, then it’s if something disagrees with the bible*, or questions its integrity, then ban it. Burn the science books, lock away or kill the teachers who want to teach the scientific truths, and quash all mention of it happening ever again.
So much easier than saying ‘Well, we were wrong, but hey, thanks for understanding & helping us see the truth’…
*Other religious texts also apply.
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Dog Almighty!
Bonus!
I don’t ask for much, because I know you’ll share my cartoons if you think they are worth it…
BUT… I would appreciate if you could click on this link & ‘like’ the photo of Rusty pup, the love of my 7 year old son.
It’d be wonderful to see his face light up if Rusty Pup succeeded in this!
She’s not a precious pretentious pampered handbag pup, she’s a real world pooch, but some people just see ‘German Shepherd’ and assume the worst, so in an incredibly tenuous link, she’s a lot like atheists… A lot of people have the completely the wrong idea!
German Shepherds have a bad name due to history and association with security/armed services, but they are bright, friendly idiots who love a tummy rub & attention (who doesn’t?).
A vote for Rusty is a vote for real dogs!!! (and tenuously, atheism!!!).
Vote HERE!
Hey, you can’t blame a dad for trying!
Fancy that… a caring atheist who isn’t going around worshipping the Devil & doing all that other stuff we are accused of…
Thank you all!
Normal service will be resumed tomorrow!
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Free Will* (*Restrictions apply)
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
Which is quite lovely, isn’t it?
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