Hey… Don’t be heavy, man…
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Free Will* (*Restrictions apply)
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
Which is quite lovely, isn’t it?
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Psychic Schmychic
It’s wonderful that the kidnapped girls in America have found freedom… but it is marred by the idiot psychic who a few years ago told one of the girl’s mothers that the girl was dead.
I’m no mock psychic (the only type of psychic there is), but I do know that if you want to give someone some hope or closure, someone who believes strong enough that they will believe in a psychic, then it’s a better bet to say ‘The girls are okay, but they can’t get home right now, they love you and will see you again’… than say the person is dead!
Better still, DON’T DO THE BULLSHIT PSYCHIC THING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ADDITIONAL:
I don’t ask for much, because I know you’ll share my cartoons if you think they are worth it…
BUT… I would appreciate if you could click on this link & ‘like’ the photo of Rusty pup, the love of my 7 year old son.
It’d be wonderful to see his face if Rusty Pup succeeded in this!
Yeah, I don’t do ‘god‘, but I do ‘dog‘…
Thank you all for your continued support. Each and everyone of you rock.
Yes… Even you, skulking around in the shadows…
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Taco Bell End
I must apologise for such a poor pun.
I’m a very bad man…
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Wheely Bad Luck
Yeah… My car’s front wheel mount collapsed.
Had it been one of many other cars, this would have caused the wheel to tip and go under the car & spin me off of the road… and my wife & child with me.
Had I been going down twisty lanes at 50mph around a valley edge as I had been a few miles earlier, then you might have wondered why there was no cartoon today…
As it was, my old Audi has a suspension system that held the wheel in place when part of it failed… A catastrophe for many cars, but survivable in the old Audi.
As it was I was only a mile from home on a straight road with speed restrictions meaning at best I was accelerating up to 30mph when the Big Bang happened, I lost power, an almighty noise, steering became ‘interesting’ and I coasted to a stop in a lay by.
But how?!?!
The car has 189,000 miles on the clock. The day before it took a knock in a pot hole. It felt fine, so I wasn’t concerned. Everything WAS fine, but the knock had been sufficient to weaken the already old ball joint to the point where it was just going to fall out. The ball joint would’ve been warm due to the friction of the long drive, so wouldn’t have fallen out until it was cooler & reduced in size just enough to ‘pop’ out. Hence it happened within a mile of me leaving to go on a drive.
Sadly, nothing mystical at all.
Had I not driven around the valley edge on that twisty road, then I wouldn’t have hit the pot hole, and the wheel might never have fallen of. Mechanical things just happen that way, and it’s all perfectly explainable.
Things happen… It doesn’t have to be god, because there is no god. It’s not that difficult to understand.
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Why did the chicken wee poo?
Yeah… I let my young son try his hand at writing one…
I’m not 100% sure he’s ready for religious satire, although he does make more sense than any religious text that I’ve seen…
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Star Trek Day. What?
Something about space pirates and ARRR2D2…
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Tricked Out
Excuses, excuses…
Now, here’s the thing…
Many years ago I hung out with a band (Picasso/Wasp Factory). A great group of people quite fresh on the scene. They had friends in the various arts, so we all mingled and did our bit.
It was early enough on that some of these people were only just breaking into the bigger side of their arty business. All quite normal but artsy people, and one of, if not the happiest times of my early years.
They wrote a fanzine (The Sting) along with a couple of us outside of the band, including Eddie Izzard, Dominic Holland and me. Eddie wrote ‘Pants Cat‘ and I wrote ‘The God Letters‘. Eddies was about a cat in pants (and was obviously brilliant), and mine was about Stan Satan and how he was always being blamed for everything. My very first religious satire was a written text that became today’s ‘Tricked Out‘ cartoon.
So there’s a little history for you.
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