God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Like a Bat out of Hull

Here’s a quick and dirty cartoon to satisfy your Monday morning needs.

By ‘needs’ I mean that it’s easy to understand and you don’t have to think too hard.

No one wants to do that on a Monday…

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Tricked Out

Excuses, excuses…

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Now, here’s the thing…

Many years ago I hung out with a band (Picasso/Wasp Factory). A great group of people quite fresh on the scene. They had friends in the various arts, so we all mingled and did our bit.

It was early enough on that some of these people were only just breaking into the bigger side of their arty business. All quite normal but artsy people, and one of, if not the happiest times of my early years.

They wrote a fanzine (The Sting) along with a couple of us outside of the band, including Eddie Izzard, Dominic Holland and me. Eddie wrote ‘Pants Cat‘ and I wrote ‘The God Letters‘. Eddies was about a cat in pants (and was obviously brilliant), and mine was about Stan Satan and how he was always being blamed for everything. My very first religious satire was a written text that became today’s ‘Tricked Out‘ cartoon.

So there’s a little history for you.

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Who invited him?

Heeeere’s Stanley…

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The 4:12 to Hell

The 4:12 to Hell. The title’s a bit of an in joke and nothing much to do with the cartoon, and the joke was first written years ago about the then new stagecoaches… but at least it’s, erm… Well… It could be worse.

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Church of Cards

Ah, plausible deniability… The cornerstone of modern politics.

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Tread Carefully, for you are DAMNED!!!

I get a warm feeling when a follower of god criticises these cartoons. Be it a comment, a vote, a like, a dislike, or even copying the link and posting it on an atheist hating website… It’s all good for me, because in their little world, they’re going against their lord saviour and god… They are condemning themselves…

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Luke 6:37
“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

Erm… Wow… That one really is double edged… But let’s continue…

Luke 6:41
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

John 8:7
When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.”

Romans 2:1
You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.

Romans 14:10
You, then, why do you judge your brother? Or why do you look down on your brother? For we will all stand before God’s judgment seat.

Romans 14:13
Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in your brother’s way.

1 Corinthians 4:5
Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men’s hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God.

James 4:11
Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it.

Oh dear….

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100,000 Hits! This calls for a special cartoon…

Just gone 11pm and I noticed that God and Son broke through the 100,000 hits mark today.

100,000 hits on the page since it started in Easter 2012.

As thanks for all of your support I thought I should put out a special cartoon…

… but it’s late, I’m tired and frankly those two things usually lead to some comment about needing to do something quick and easy… and that generally leads to God making a comment about Mary…

I’ll try to keep it classy this time…

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I tried.

Here’s to 250,000! The big quarter million!!!

Thank you!

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Pray your leg back!

Yes, this was on a TV show, and a TV show that takes the issues seriously…

If prayer really worked, then all of those people who pray to God so he can help me see the error of my atheist ways and to save me from eternal damnation….well… I can only assume they aren’t praying correctly, because it’s not working…

If prayer can’t do that simple task, then best of luck trying to pray a leg back on to a stump… And yes, I mean a real leg, regrown like a lizards tail… That’s what the holy dude said…

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Theirs Always One

The trouble is, I don’t have a proof reader…
… I have a belief reader!

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I think I got out of that won without two many people noticing…

Dedicated to Daedalus! May your wings stay sound and your wax subtle.

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Proof of Belief is not Belief of Proof

Belief and proof… Seemingly simple words, but certain people get the two a bit muddled up…

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You wouldn’t believe me if you knew the things I manage to believe on a daily basis.

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