Hate him.
Really do.
Christmas After Party…
The pub closes after the Heaven office party…
A passing innocuous comment on the way home kicks off a torrent of verbal smack talk with a drunken stranger…
You’ve all been there…
Based on actual events.
So definitely not biblical.
Design Fault
The human body contains biological remnants of bits that we, the modern human, no longer require… So…
There are two options…
1: We evolved.
2: God is a haphazard, unskilled fat cloud sitting sociopathic beardy weirdo, who made man with such a poor design as to have extra un-required bits & pieces built in. Bits that other lower life forms still use… And yet we were made in this *perfect* gods image… So perfect that god has bits that don’t do anything… Soooo, not really perfect… Which means man was created by an imperfect god in a perfect way… or an imperfect god in an imperfect way… It couldn’t be a perfect god in any case, as we (and therefore, god) have those spare parts, which a perfect image of god wouldn’t have…
Must be the second option though, because the first option of this wishy-washy ‘evolution’ is just stupid!
Easy 1st World Pickings..
You don’t have to be religious to have a “God, WHY?!?!” Day…
I’m sure some atheists do the call to god during orgasm…
… Or the “For god’s sake shit and bastard!!” toe stubbing dance…
Died for our Sins… So…
Pass the heroin, I’ve got a bank job to do and a hooker to strangle, and I’m not doing it straight. Jesus would’ve wanted it this way… You know, make his sacrifice worthwhile…
Edit:
Floods of Complaints
As England suffers flooding, the age old phrase is muttered… “Why God? WHY?!?”
And the response is “The name you have uttered has not been recognised. Please hang up and try something real…“
