God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Tread Carefully, for you are DAMNED!!!

I get a warm feeling when a follower of god criticises these cartoons. Be it a comment, a vote, a like, a dislike, or even copying the link and posting it on an atheist hating website… It’s all good for me, because in their little world, they’re going against their lord saviour and god… They are condemning themselves…

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Luke 6:37
“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

Erm… Wow… That one really is double edged… But let’s continue…

Luke 6:41
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

John 8:7
When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.”

Romans 2:1
You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.

Romans 14:10
You, then, why do you judge your brother? Or why do you look down on your brother? For we will all stand before God’s judgment seat.

Romans 14:13
Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in your brother’s way.

1 Corinthians 4:5
Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men’s hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God.

James 4:11
Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it.

Oh dear….

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100,000 Hits! This calls for a special cartoon…

Just gone 11pm and I noticed that God and Son broke through the 100,000 hits mark today.

100,000 hits on the page since it started in Easter 2012.

As thanks for all of your support I thought I should put out a special cartoon…

… but it’s late, I’m tired and frankly those two things usually lead to some comment about needing to do something quick and easy… and that generally leads to God making a comment about Mary…

I’ll try to keep it classy this time…

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I tried.

Here’s to 250,000! The big quarter million!!!

Thank you!

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Massematics

This was an actual wordy formula (sum) that a god lover published.

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The trouble with using maths when you have limited knowledge, is that you ending up proving only one thing; that if you can’t grasp simple maths, any understanding of the sciences (that will really help you understand the answers in life without the need of a mystic sky pixie), is really out of your grasp. Kind of highlights your position really.

Basic maths.
A sum has two sides. The bit to the left of the = sign and the stuff on the right of the = sign.

Both sides work out to the same answer. Both sides equal each other.

2=2
1+4=6-1
4+4=8
9=3+3+3
And so on.

In maths you can change things on one side of the sum, as long as you do the same to the other side. If you do this, both sides will still equal each other.

2+3 = 7-2

Each side equals the other. The answer here is 5.

If we add 2 to both sides, this happens:

2+2+3 = 7-2+2

Which makes both sides equal 7.

What you do to one side, you must do to the other.

So… The god sum…

We can shuffle items around in the sum… This is called transposition.

To help you see this, I shall use the wordy sum above a number sum, and I shall do the same to both sums so you can see what is happening…

God = 1. Truth = 2. Life = 3.

So…

God + Truth = Life
1 + 2 = 3

Both sides equal the same thing.

God + Truth – God = Life - God
1 + 2 - 1 = 3 – 1

Which becomes:
Truth = Life – God
1 = 3 – 2

Both sides still equal the same thing. Nothing has been removed, just transposed.

So life without god is truth.

Which is still rubbish, as these are just unquantifiable words, but it still shows that the original sum was both poorly thought out… and totally meaningless as it can’t be quantified.

Science, eh? Bummer.

Back to E=MC Hammer. Yeah, it’s a play on E=mc2.
It’s a famous…the famous theory of general relativity penned by the great Albert Einstein.

If you are lost at the thought of this general relativity formula, or what general relativity means, or quantum physics, unified relativity, quarks, photons and so on, then you really can’t argue for the existence of god, because you don’t have the knowledge to make a reasoned decision.

Here’s the great man, with a quote… And unlike many things floating about the Internet (I’m looking at you, Morgan Freeman )… I have included the proof… The source.

A letter from Einstein
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You don’t get that with the bible…

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