Blow me.

First time I told that, you could hear a pin drop…

… So I ducked under a table for cover…

Anyway… By popular demand I have created a couple of G&S T-shirts. Just follow the link below and buy one for every day of the week. If there is any particular cartoon that you want as a mug, bag, shirt etc, then let me know and I’ll sort it out for you.

Click the picture below to go to the store to buy one (other products and designs are also available).

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Dear God, thanks?

Yup… Been here before.

You’re not praying hard enough… People are still dying.

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Reheated Crap

Okay, it’s an old IRA joke, but hey… If the silly hat fits…

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Who’s Your Daddy?

It’s all very well saying if god can do anything, then can he create a rock that was so heavy that he couldn’t lift it?…

… but better yet… How about something that all mortal humans can do, that god can’t?

You know… EVERYONE can do this task, but god just hasn’t got the ability.

None whatsoever.

We can do stuff that god can’t. Which is obvious, seeing as he doesn’t exist… BUT if the biblical god did exist, then WE WIN, because he can’t do this…

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Wait…

Never butt into an argument unless you know what the argument is about…

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Dime Bar?

82% of people agree with God & Son 100% of the time!

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It’s a hard life

Well, it took a group of Roman soldiers to get him up the first time… so I guess we know which way JC blows,,,

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Uh-oh, here comes Rotlube…

I mean Tolbrue… Bruteol… Leoburt…Routleb… Ah screw it… this is more trouble than it’s worth…

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Jesus & Mohammed get a holey experience.

Let’s just say it’s not the first time he’s been painfully nailed by a group of men…

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It’s not ‘science-fiction’…

There’s a good chance that this was funnier in my head…

In case you don’t know: Dewey Decimal System.

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