God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Crap Carpenter

on May 21, 2012

Are you a believer? Then don’t get mad at my cartoons….

Without people against Jesus, you wouldn’t have Jesus….*

Imagine….

Jesus made a selection of small wooden toys for your sins! Hallelujah!!!

And lo! Jesus performed the miracle of fulfilling an order to refit a local bar with new fittings & fixings, and it was good.

Feel free to add your own…

Worse still, according to the Bible, is the way Judas suffered pain, torment & death for what he did….

Thanks for the superb publicity and playing a critical part in all of this, now DIE HORRIBLY!

Anyway, I digress, if a few pictures make you concerned & angry (oh peaceful Christian), then I question your faith. Surely if your religious belief is strong enough, it can take a few cartoon stones being bounced off of it….

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* Not that you do anyway…

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One response to “Crap Carpenter

  1. MichaelEdits says:

    If he could heal some of the things I’ve built, that would be a miracle.

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