God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Hook, Line & Sinker

on June 29, 2012

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Yeah…. There’s one born every minute…

Ponzi schemes are for suckers who put faith in the big reward, but with no real proofs.

The promoter (CHURCH) sells shares (SALVATION) to investors (FOLLOWERS) by taking advantage of a lack of investor knowledge (SCIENCE) or competence (COMPETENCE), or using claims of a proprietary investment strategy (GOD) which must be kept secret (THE INEFFABLE WORD OF GOD) to ensure a competitive edge (A PLACE IN HEAVEN).

*shock*

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