God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Body Count’s in the House

on June 30, 2012


Let there be MURDER!!!!

Yup… Mind you, they deserved to die, and the way they were killed was perfectly suited to the crimes they committed.

Example: 42 kids mauled to death by she-bears that God set on them…. because they mocked a bald man. Righteous & balanced justice*.

*My arse.

7 responses to “Body Count’s in the House

  1. Satan actually only killed 10 – and even those are gods fault – the bet they had about Job.

  2. That’s not Jesus according to Mark 10:18.

    • LB says:

      Your point?

      In this cartoon, Jesus is saying to God that he (God) is supposed to be the good guy, right?

      Mark 10:18 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God.

      In both cases, the cartoon and the bible say that God is meant to be the good guy….

      Unless I’m mistaking your comment in some way.

    • LB says:

      Mind you, arguing on anything based on something from the bible, is laughable.

      That’s like watching Harry Potter & saying “That’s not how wands work, hasn’t anyone seen ‘The Colour of Magic’…?”

      • Not really; the Holy (I guess the pun’s intended) Bible is much less consistent.

        My point was that Jesus would know his father/himself/whatever, but apparently he never knew just how big of an asshole he was. Knowing that, getting himself nailed to a cross is a nice token sharing of pain and would thus make sense as a “sorry for getting you into this whole mess”…assuming he was actually Yahweh and Yahweh didn’t leave him hanging to suffer alone.

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