God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Gays eh? Grrrr.


There’s a thing going around the Internet that says:

I’m not gay ~ I just support gay marriage”

On one hand I think that’s great. It shows that straight people support the rights of same sex marriages…. but…. part of me thinks it doesn’t need to be said.

Yet another part of me sees it as “I’m not racist, but….” or “I’m not sexist, but….

Maybe I’m reading too much into it.

Whatever…. I support choice based on fact, not bigoted, archaic or religious based crap.

To anyone who wants to get married, who is married, who doesn’t want to get married…. I wish you all the best!

My wife thought it odd that I follow the LGBT on Facebook. Sure, why not? None of them are protesting against my straight marriage, so why not give some support back so they can enjoy whatever choices they make in the same way that I do?

I love being married & I love my family. I’d join the ‘Straight group’ IF I was the one being persecuted as a straight male, but I’m not being hounded for my choices of marrying someone of the opposite sex & having a child. I’d like to live where anyone could chose to be with the one they love.

Yes, I’m happily married & we have a son… and we aren’t normal – and I doubt any of you are either…

As you break down the mathematical norms, you begin to see that normal is hard to really pin point. You’d think normal would be a national average, but no….

You see, as we only have the one child… and the average ‘normal’ family has 1.9 children… then we fail to match that average family quota.

Even worse, as between us we have six legs and six arms (two of each for each of us…), we fall outside of the average family again. Quite a lot of people have a missing limb or two, or three… or four… but very few people have more than the two legs and two arms that we tend to think as ‘normal’… This means that the average person has less than two legs and less than two arms…

So, an average family, based on the population of the UK… Has 1.9 children and one of the family is missing part of a limb…. which would explain the 1.9 children I guess…

All in all, normal sucks. Who cares what the norm is, what averages say, what statistics point to?

Be happy, and if you can’t be happy, at least let others be happy without forcing your views on them.

Peace out!


Bad Mother Fudger


Yeah, Jesus was a bad ass pimp mother fucker, yo better ax somebody…..

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God Damned Lazy

Ah man, this is too tricky… I’m going to opt for the easy option of bible stories….


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Your Lack of Faith Disturbs Me


Unless… stay with me on this one people…. UNLESS THERE IS NO GOD…..

Yeah, I know….

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You hate them? Woah! Me too!!!

Uncanny, eh?


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Won’t get fooled again… and again… and again…


“Do you reckon anyone will spot these blinding contradictions?”

“Nah… Who’s going to read this crap anyway?”

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Katie ‘Duuuuuuh’ Holmes

So yup, I couldn’t find anything contrary to the authenticity of this quote… which is way more proof than there is for God….



50 Shades of Meh


Unfortunately I have had the misfortune to read snippets of this book. You can’t help it – it’s all over the Internet.

“When did you start your period, Isabella? he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me.
“Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state.
He releases me and turns me around.
“Hold on to the sink,” he order and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom so I’m bending down. He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And gently but firmly tugs my tampon out… Holy Fuck… and tosses it into the nearby toilet.

This crap is a best seller!? Worse still it romanticises non-consenting sex, as the guy forces himself on the girl because she doesn’t realise she actually wants sex…. FFS? How long before a rapist uses that line in court?

“It wasn’t rape judge, it was just sex, she wanted it but she just didn’t know it…”

“Fair enough, off you go…”


Is Religion Hobbit Forming?

More ‘Lord of the Dance’, less ‘Lord of the Rings’


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Thank the Rapist!


Yup… I went there.

It’s true… God knows everything… God runs everything… God plans everything…

So the kid suffering from cancer… ALL Gods doing… yet people get all “Thank God” over the kid surviving…

So, why would it be different for a murderer who decides to let the victim go after beating the living crap out of them? They caused the pain, but they then let them live….. Just like God….

*Note: No, I wouldn’t praise the rapist. I wouldn’t praise the fictitious sky pixie either.

One is apparently a sick murderous bastard who gets their kicks out of torturing & killing people, and the other is a low life child molesting shit.


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