God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Smokin’ Thinkers…


I used to smoke. It’s not a great habit even if you enjoy it. There is no way to defend that it is bad for you…. BUT there is the point in case. People have the facts to base their choices on.

Religion… The sky pixie… It’s all rubbish, no fact… People blindly follow, making their choice based on fairy tales and peer pressure.

For once, the educated choice, rightly or wrongly, wins out, as it is an EDUCATED choice


Smokin’ Fools?


Well, I think it makes a good question…

We all suffer from passive smoking & religion…. Is one worse than the other?

I’m not judging… unless your belief/smoking affects my family or friends….

….Like dictating to people who they can and can’t marry… Or stopping people going to certain jobs and schools… Or bullying/killing others to get your point across because they have different views… Helping to kill or make others sick because you want to smoke… Taking up hospital beds due to self inflicted smoking related illnesses… Taking up hospital beds due to not taking the correct medical action due to religious beliefs…

Just a point to ponder…

Anyway…. The answer TOMORROW!!!!


Holy Cow!


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What Would You Do?


(Ta much Patman!)

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Kill Me!!!


Yet another picture based on the superb Chris Woods set of paintings: Stations of the Cross.

He’s also a top pod-caster with Horsetrack Hooligans.

Note: I have had permission to use this work from Chris, although the ‘humour’ expressed is not necessarily his... so don’t blame him for that.

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Everyone is wrong but YOU?


No matter how mind numbingly crazy you think they are, or how undoubtably right you believe you are, I can guarantee that someone with totally polar beliefs will be thinking the same thing.

You’ll go crazy trying to figure out how on earth they could believe what they do!!!

They do the same thing when they try to figure your crazy beliefs out….

With every nerve in your body, you know THEY are wrong.

With every nerve in their body, they know YOU are wrong.

Think about that the next time you fight over who worships the right sky pixie.

I firmly believe you’re all barking mad.

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Vaginal Mutilation, Hallelujah!


This from a UK newspaper. It is one of many stories relating to this topic, and similar others over several religions…

An Islamic holy man and his wife have been jailed for the genital mutilation of their four daughters.

The case has shocked France and was branded by a female government minister as a ‘grave crime’ and an ‘intolerable affront to women’s dignity.’

All four of the victims, now aged between 11 and 20, were in court to hear the sentence and wept and cried out as their parents were led away from the dock.

The unnamed father was sentenced to two years and his wife got 18 months for allowing a ‘doctor’ to remove parts of their vaginas.

They were charged with ‘complicity in voluntary violence having led to mutilation by an older person of a minor under the age of 15 years’ , a crime punishable by a maximum of 20 years jail.

Whilst not strictly a religious act, there are those that see it as a strictly religious act… It goes with the territory and way of life that follows some religions. Sadly though, there are certain Christian, Jewish and largely Islamic groups that see this as pleasing to their god, and required…. regardless of any scripture. See, who cares if a holy book is wrong or right when blind dumb faith is all you need. Barbaric idiots.

If it’s written in holy papers or not, religion and associated fantasy faiths are still fully at fault. If the religions were not there, then this sort of crap wouldn’t happen.



Mormon Kitten Terror


Where does it say anything in any religious scriptures about encasing a live kitten in concrete as a threat to your perceived enemies?

Yes, REALLY (Click here if you feel strong enough to stomach what this asshole did).

Isn’t religion lovely?

Aren’t religious people wonderful?

Good job they have their religion to give them a moral guide, unlike us atheists….

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The One with the Donkeys


I was surprised to find very little on the Internet about religious leaders having sex with animals…. (Yeah, must remember to clear my browser history…)

All I found was page after page and case after case about people from various mainstream religions abusing children, raping three year old girls, sodomising young boys, killing their children, mutilating children, chopping their children’s heads off, raping their daughters…

From all over the world I found atrocity after atrocity of child abuse carried out in the name of a god or religious icon…

I had to stop clicking ‘next page‘ because the list of religious child abuse just went on and on, and I became angrier and angrier at each page turn….but nothing about a bishop and three donkeys…. so apparently they have a limit….

…..or they know that they don’t need to fuck animals when there are frightened children they can abuse. Children who won’t tell on them for the fear they might upset Jesus (etc) and end up in one of many variations of Hell.

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Mass Stupidity


The Higgs Boson particle.


A very very very very simplified description for very very very very simple people.

Note to my international followers: Flavoured wobbly gelatine desert stuff is called jelly in many countries, or Jello in America and Canada. Oddly, Jelly in America or Canada is often used to refer to jam preserves…

Anyway, for this explanation, the raspberry flavoured gelatine desert will be referred to as JELLY.

The Higgs Boson particle is like the jelly (or ‘jello’ … you get the picture…) in a trifle.

Without it, all the fruit and sponge would go everywhere.

The jelly holds it together…. BUT it doesn’t hold everything the same way. The ice cream and sprinkles can move around more than the sponge and fruit stuck in the jelly.

Now imagine adding hot fudge sauce. The steam from the hot fudge sauce isn’t slowed down by the jelly at all!

If the jelly stopped the hot fudge steam escaping, then the whole trifle would be a melted watery goo of messed up fruit, sponge, ice cream, sprinkles and hot fudge sauce!

Yet without the jelly, the whole mixture and all the ingredients would shoot off all over the place and never ever be a trifle….

The Higgs Boson jelly particle stops some ingredients in the universe from flying off all over the place, whilst letting other ingredients fly around doing what they need to do.

The trifle is the universe and everything in it.

Okay… That’s what effect the Higgs Boson has in the universe….



The Higgs Boson is named after Peter Higgs, a professor.

He’s not God. For one thing, Higgs is real.

The God Particle is just a nickname for the HIGGS BOSON particle. Scientists ‘guessed’ that the particle must exist, or else all of their calculations would be wrong.

They spent 60 years looking for it.

Imagine being blindfolded and sitting in a small boat in a swimming pool. You are absolutely sure that something is keeping you and the boat from sitting on the bottom of the swimming pool, but it takes 60 years to finally manage to untie the blindfold and see what it is. The water HAD to be there… you just couldn’t prove it.

It was tricky, hard work, frustrating…. and one scientific author nicknamed it “That Goddamned Particle“. The book editor didn’t like the sweary sounding name, so reduced it to ‘The God Particle‘.

It has NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD. Okay, apart from the word ‘god’.

In fact it has PROVED more science to be RIGHT… Thus undermining yet more religious based crap about how the universe was created.

So, to all you narrow minded, unintelligent, band waggon jumping religious idiots who are shouting from the temples and mosques “THEY’VE DISCOVERED THE GOD PARTICLE! I BET YOU ATHEISTS FEEL LIKE DICKS NOW!?!?”…. I’d like to say that no, we don’t…. because we aren’t idiots, and we actually bothered to find out what the Higgs Boson is all about, instead of jumping to conclusions and making ourselves look like sky pixie worshipping morons by going on the Internet and pouring scorn on people with stuff we have no idea about, just because it has the word GOD in it.


Note to cleverer people: Yes, I know….. but this is the simplest analogy I could come up with.

Thanks to @aurora446 for the proof reading of my recipe… 🙂


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