Nah, it couldn’t be an act of God if it was against the Pope…
It must’ve just been… Wait for it… WEATHER.
Just like any other time.
Unless it was God, which would prove God exists and that gay marriage is good… Oooooh, what would those idiot American republicans… and all the other gay hating religionuts say to that?
Either it was God and gays are good, or God doesn’t exist and gays are bad… Ba-zing!