God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

KISS

on October 26, 2012

Keep It Simple, Stupid…

The choices:

A child who was also a ghost and his own dad, was born of a virgin earth woman and a giant floating murderous egocentric sociopathic sky pixie (who as mentioned, was also the child himself), and was granted special magic powers that allowed him to walk on water. Once.

OR…

It didn’t happen.

Obviously the first choice, because the second one is RIDICULOUS!!!

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4 responses to “KISS

  1. Ron Tennant says:

    Deep?

  2. Simons Mith says:

    Mistranslation of walking ‘by’ the water; that is, along the smegging shoreline. Jesus was an exceptional man because he was blessed with a certain amount of common sense at a time when common sense was … er, exactly as common as it is today, frankly.

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