God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Weak Lemon Drink

on December 28, 2012

I was happily going around killing loads of people, stealing things, telling lies about my neighbours and secretly wanting all the cool stuff my neighbours had…

I mean I was doing all this without even thinking about it… Stab, stab, slice, thieve, stab, choke…

Then I discovered the Bible, Christianity and The Ten Commandments, and suddenly I realised that then, and only then, that what I had been doing was wrong!

I felt so foolish!!! I mean without Jesus I would’ve just carried on my murderous, thieving lifestyle as if nothing mattered! Thank you God!

Said no one ever.



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