God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Full of Milky Godness

on March 9, 2013

How could they even believe this was right?!?!?

Oh yeah… They were already fooled by the Bible, so it’s not that surprising really…

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Priest shoots semen into parishioners mouths to help bring forth the Holy Spirit!!

READ ALL ABOUT IT…

…an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit”, by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelise”.

“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”…

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3 responses to “Full of Milky Godness

  1. Chris Woods says:

    Points for originality I say…

  2. Ron Tennant says:

    Jizz us blessed. Priest comes across willing worshippers 🙂

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