God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

The Word of No God

on March 23, 2013

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Imagine if there was a god (hahahaha… No, really… try)… and he came down over the earth and in an impressive filling the sky with his form type way, spake unto the population of the world…

And his words, his words of truth…

The unquestioning words of GOD…

Said…

“I DON’T EXIST”

“But God, you must exist, or else you couldn’t say that…”

“ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE WORD OF YOUR GOD?”

“I… Erm… I don’t know… Erm… If you don’t exist, then no, I’m not… but… But you’re saying these things, and that makes irrefutable proof that you DO exist… So… Erm…”

“PROOF HATH NEVER GOTTEN IN THE WAY OF BELIEF BEFORE, SO BELIEVE NOW, IN MY WORD, THAT I DO NOT EXIST… ”

“Ooh clever… You got us on a technicality…”

“NOT ME… I’M NOT HERE…”

“Oh… What?”

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One response to “The Word of No God

  1. Ron Tennant says:

    To quote Victor Meldrew ” I don’t believe it “.

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