God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

The 4:12 to Hell

The 4:12 to Hell. The title’s a bit of an in joke and nothing much to do with the cartoon, and the joke was first written years ago about the then new stagecoaches… but at least it’s, erm… Well… It could be worse.

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Do you copy? BURN!!!

This one from a joke told to me by Unlucky Eddie, whilst at a comedy show ‘The News at Kate’ with Kate Smurthwaite. (Excellent gig, by the way, and I highly recommend seeing her if you get the chance).

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Knee Jerks.

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Well there you go. I called it. Those that know me know that I said it wasn’t the M.O of one of the known terrorist organisations from the very start, and it was an individual loner or small group.

Being a highly religious Christian country, America will no doubt treat the Boston Bombers as the a bible dictates. They will not judge, but they will let God judge. After all, humans judging people is against God’s will… “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.” (Luke 6:37)

Although in a common biblical contradiction (shock!)… If you do judge… “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” (John 7:24)

So there you go… American Christians will be balanced & sensible, and if they do judge, they will not judge by the colour of someone’s skin, or their religion… Not like those hateful dirty Muslims…

But no…

Just think of all the ‘Middle Eastern‘ looking men that have had abuse, both physical and verbal, from people in America over the Boston bombing, only to find out that their knee jerk reaction to blame ‘rag heads‘ was wide of the mark.

Still, those ‘rag heads‘ in America… They’re all guilty of something, eh America? They must be… So don’t feel too guilty about your incorrect profiling…

Yeah, I know it wasn’t all of you, just a few thousand hysteric ones calling for blood, but in a good way, not in the evil way of just two murderers.

You see Iraqi civilians screaming about America after a bomb blast or battle in their country that has killed or injured hundreds of civilians, and you (America) get all up in arms about their reactions and hateful comments… and yet you are no different. You too have blamed people, victimised people who had nothing to do with the bombing, just because of your fear, your hurt and your need to lash out in your moment of pain and blame the most obvious (to some ignorant vigilantes) ‘suspects’…

You may think I’m suggesting that the huge number of hysterical murderous ‘kill the rag heads, throw them out of America, kill them all‘ types is somewhat worse than the act of terrorism carried out by just two people.

You may think that I’m suggesting that the random photos posted around the social media sites of people that the public ‘thought‘ were involved, that lead to witch hunts of the innocent, and have quite possibly ruined peoples lives as those pictures will always be floating around the Internet forever labelling them as terrorist child killers, is in someway as bad, if not worse than the actual bombing, because these American accusers who caused this hurt to the innocent will never be reprimanded, and will do this again and again.

You may think that, but I couldn’t possible comment.

For those of you that may be upset by today’s cartoon & rant, here’s a gift from me to you.
Calm yourselves down with a lovely ‘Colour in Jesus‘ picture (Starting tip: He’s meant to have dark skin, although you might want to make him white, so as not to upset those lovely predominantly white American Christians).

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I think it’s Jesus or it could be Rolf Harris.


Note: I am not in support of the attack on Boston, and neither am I in support of race hate spewing American (or wherever) ‘vigilantes‘.

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You missed a few.

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Before you religionauts start saying ‘it’s all part of God’s plan‘ and that I shouldn’t say such blasphemous stuff, please consider that me writing these cartoons is also part of God’s plan…

So toddle off and form a prayer circle whilst other people do something tangible to try and make this one life more bearable for everyone else… Even your sorry asses.

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Lynch Mob Madness

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Seriously, if it isn’t attention whores posting fake pictures of random children from Google image searches, with a caption saying ‘Killed in the Boston Bombing ~ LIKE this to send a prayer‘, then it’s people circulating pictures of people who may or may not have anything to do with the bombing… but look potentially suspicious… which is crazy, because thousands of Americans want justice, and it only takes a few to get the wrong idea to start carrying out revenge justice on innocent people, just because they look similar to a photo of someone who may or may not have been in Boston that day….

Sure, only a really small ‘insignificant‘ percent might want instant justice… Not even 1 person in 100…. let’s say 1 in every 200… 0.5%…. but multiply that by ‘The Internet‘ and once 100,000 people see that picture, that 0.5% becomes 500 people… and the insignificant mob becomes a dangerous vigilante army…

So, please check your sources & don’t spread bullshit on the net. It only ends up causing delays and reducing the resources the investigators have, by causing them to follow false leads or break up mobs.

You think people like that don’t exist? You think there aren’t people so stupid as to act without thinking it through properly?

How about the mob who attacked a paediatrician because they were so fucking ignorant that they thought it meant the Doctor was a child molester.

So, even if you think you are helping, please just leave it to the experts, and if you must share pictures of suspects etc, please just use official released pictures & LINK THEM TO THE POLICE PAGE that originally posted them.

So… If you really want to help (and it’s really very good that you, or anyone, does), then the best course of action is:

DO:
1. If you post a photo, make sure it is an official one from law enforcement sources.
2. Post a link back to the original website, so that people can go there to see what they should do if they know or see the person (it will have contact details & hotline numbers). It also helps people verify what you are posting.

DON’T:
1. Don’t be ambiguous or leading with your information, or lack thereof. If possible, quote direct from the law enforcement website.
2. Don’t post photos without official source back up.
3. Don’t post theories or information that could waste police time. Keep to the facts.

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And on and on and on…

Have you heard the one about the one about the one about….?

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Church of Cards

Ah, plausible deniability… The cornerstone of modern politics.

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Water works.

Laboratory grown kidney... A glimpse of things to come.

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Boston Marathon Bombs

I am shocked to hear of the terrible explosions during the Boston Marathon that has reportedly killed around 20 people.

The truth is, most of us are helpless to do anything.

Although prayer won’t help at all, I can honestly say that my thoughts are with those that are effected by this news. Respect is due to those who are able to give tangible help, and to those people I give thanks for what they can do.

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Beliebe it or not.

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Shock news as Justin Bieber acts the total prick… Again.

Photos from his tour of her house/museum. (From GAWKER).

Stay classy…

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