God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Rise and shine

on April 16, 2017

He took the ultimate sacrifice to resolve us from our sins.

Ultimate sacrifice? 2 days dead and then eternity in the promised land? 

That’s like going to a restaurant on Thursday for a meal with your mates, getting food poisoning and having to be rushed to hospital on the Friday, then on Sunday the Restaurant calls to say they are sorry, and to make up for it they’re giving you lifetime compensation of a huge luxury yacht fleet, private helicopters and jets, an island in Barbados, with all expenses paid, servants and everything… you’ll never need for anything again…

And Heaven is infinitely better than that…

That Jesus… What a guy! What a sacrifice! 

He wasn’t even dead long enough to bloat and fart… What’s the fun in that?

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