God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Dr.Who is Bullcrap… Says Jesus.

The new Doctor is named after the squashed flies biscuit. That’s cool, isn’t it?

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones

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Too hard

My lovely cousin, Woo, made me run up some hills today in a bid to get fitter for a special event coming up.

I’m tired.

That’s my excuse for today’s cartoon attempt… ENJOY!!!

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Lucy in the sky, with Jesus!

Hmmm, imagine no religion…

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Smoke & Mirrors on the Water

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Maybe… Just maybe… It’s all a bunch of fictitious bollocks made up so story tellers could exaggerate & separate the God Child for normal man. Nothing spreads a story among tribes & villages like saying the person in the story was 10 feet tall & ate cattle whole…

Watch ‘Desperado’. You’ll get the idea.

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Dyscoday

Where did the word ‘DISCO’ come from? No one knows!!!

Well, lots of people claim to know… In fact it’s not much of a mystery at all…

BUT THE ORIGINS THAT WE ARE AWARE OF ARE LIES!!!

Yes! Lies spread by the Church and super secret hidden mysterious special Orders of the Holy Blood!

The true origin of the word was hidden by religious leaders until I cracked the code…

No one could know the real origin… Until MY EXCLUSIVE!!!

It’s so secret you won’t find ANY mention of it ANYWHERE!!!

Which only goes to PROVE that I am telling the TRUTH about his cover up!

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Let there be a phat beat and a kicking bass line… and there was, and it was good.

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Seamus on you…

Based on real events.

Unlike the bible…

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Dummies…

Seriously, never has a series of book titles been more apt!

I was in tears of laughter looking at titles in the religious section!

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‘A complete idiot’s guide to prayer’… A bit of a redundant statement really…

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He’s the dogs bollocks!

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Yeah… The ‘Jesus in a dog’s anus‘ has been called out as fake… but really, how desperate do you have to be to fake seeing Jesus in your dog’s rectum?!?

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Does your dog bite?

“No, my dog doesn’t bite…”

BITE

“…but that is not my dog…”

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Corked hats off to Gavin P. for the idea for this one.

I say ‘idea’, but I mean all of the text, excluding the cat bit…

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Got any change?

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Don’t panic… but please leave feedback on this style. I’m just trying it out, although the standard square format will still be the main format… This style here would be used on ‘special’ occasions…

Or maybe Sunday Specials?

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