God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Dyscoday

Where did the word ‘DISCO’ come from? No one knows!!!

Well, lots of people claim to know… In fact it’s not much of a mystery at all…

BUT THE ORIGINS THAT WE ARE AWARE OF ARE LIES!!!

Yes! Lies spread by the Church and super secret hidden mysterious special Orders of the Holy Blood!

The true origin of the word was hidden by religious leaders until I cracked the code…

No one could know the real origin… Until MY EXCLUSIVE!!!

It’s so secret you won’t find ANY mention of it ANYWHERE!!!

Which only goes to PROVE that I am telling the TRUTH about his cover up!

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Let there be a phat beat and a kicking bass line… and there was, and it was good.

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Seamus on you…

Based on real events.

Unlike the bible…

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Dummies…

Seriously, never has a series of book titles been more apt!

I was in tears of laughter looking at titles in the religious section!

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‘A complete idiot’s guide to prayer’… A bit of a redundant statement really…

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He’s the dogs bollocks!

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Yeah… The ‘Jesus in a dog’s anus‘ has been called out as fake… but really, how desperate do you have to be to fake seeing Jesus in your dog’s rectum?!?

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Does your dog bite?

“No, my dog doesn’t bite…”

BITE

“…but that is not my dog…”

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Corked hats off to Gavin P. for the idea for this one.

I say ‘idea’, but I mean all of the text, excluding the cat bit…

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Got any change?

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Don’t panic… but please leave feedback on this style. I’m just trying it out, although the standard square format will still be the main format… This style here would be used on ‘special’ occasions…

Or maybe Sunday Specials?

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Wait…

Never butt into an argument unless you know what the argument is about…

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Free Will* (*Restrictions apply)

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Deuteronomy 13:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.

Which is quite lovely, isn’t it?

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The Little Book of Nothing

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A worthy question…

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Internet Pr0n

They can take a joke, yeah?

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