God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Well duh!!!

I mean seriously! This is being reported as actual news because there is quite literally no other news going on in the world right now… Nothing… 

Everyone knew and nobody cares. 

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No need to panic

May’s timing is terrible… I had a sweet little cartoon ready regarding the sexual deviant Mohammed and some goats.

Ah well, you’ll have to wait for that one…

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Cheese Doodle

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Gas Twerking

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Still no idea.

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

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Red’s in the bed

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Russia’s President Putin is seriously covering up some homosexual tendencies.

Come on Vlad, we’ve seen the photo’s with your shirt off, doing overtly manly things which can only be compensating or covering up some hidden secret… Just let it go.

There is only one person who doesn’t know you’re gay.

Look in the mirror and talk to him… You’ll feel better for it…

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both
.

Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones

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Knee Jerks.

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Well there you go. I called it. Those that know me know that I said it wasn’t the M.O of one of the known terrorist organisations from the very start, and it was an individual loner or small group.

Being a highly religious Christian country, America will no doubt treat the Boston Bombers as the a bible dictates. They will not judge, but they will let God judge. After all, humans judging people is against God’s will… “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.” (Luke 6:37)

Although in a common biblical contradiction (shock!)… If you do judge… “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” (John 7:24)

So there you go… American Christians will be balanced & sensible, and if they do judge, they will not judge by the colour of someone’s skin, or their religion… Not like those hateful dirty Muslims…

But no…

Just think of all the ‘Middle Eastern‘ looking men that have had abuse, both physical and verbal, from people in America over the Boston bombing, only to find out that their knee jerk reaction to blame ‘rag heads‘ was wide of the mark.

Still, those ‘rag heads‘ in America… They’re all guilty of something, eh America? They must be… So don’t feel too guilty about your incorrect profiling…

Yeah, I know it wasn’t all of you, just a few thousand hysteric ones calling for blood, but in a good way, not in the evil way of just two murderers.

You see Iraqi civilians screaming about America after a bomb blast or battle in their country that has killed or injured hundreds of civilians, and you (America) get all up in arms about their reactions and hateful comments… and yet you are no different. You too have blamed people, victimised people who had nothing to do with the bombing, just because of your fear, your hurt and your need to lash out in your moment of pain and blame the most obvious (to some ignorant vigilantes) ‘suspects’…

You may think I’m suggesting that the huge number of hysterical murderous ‘kill the rag heads, throw them out of America, kill them all‘ types is somewhat worse than the act of terrorism carried out by just two people.

You may think that I’m suggesting that the random photos posted around the social media sites of people that the public ‘thought‘ were involved, that lead to witch hunts of the innocent, and have quite possibly ruined peoples lives as those pictures will always be floating around the Internet forever labelling them as terrorist child killers, is in someway as bad, if not worse than the actual bombing, because these American accusers who caused this hurt to the innocent will never be reprimanded, and will do this again and again.

You may think that, but I couldn’t possible comment.

For those of you that may be upset by today’s cartoon & rant, here’s a gift from me to you.
Calm yourselves down with a lovely ‘Colour in Jesus‘ picture (Starting tip: He’s meant to have dark skin, although you might want to make him white, so as not to upset those lovely predominantly white American Christians).

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I think it’s Jesus or it could be Rolf Harris.


Note: I am not in support of the attack on Boston, and neither am I in support of race hate spewing American (or wherever) ‘vigilantes‘.

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Boston Marathon Bombs

I am shocked to hear of the terrible explosions during the Boston Marathon that has reportedly killed around 20 people.

The truth is, most of us are helpless to do anything.

Although prayer won’t help at all, I can honestly say that my thoughts are with those that are effected by this news. Respect is due to those who are able to give tangible help, and to those people I give thanks for what they can do.

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The One With Kim Jong Un…

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Seriously though, American Christians are citing the Bible stating President Obama must meet Kim Jong Un, because Jesus says to do that…

Sure, I’d trust a 2000 year old zombie son of a fictitious egocentric sociopathic genocidal sky pixie when it comes to knowledge of nuclear war treaties…

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Breaking News Extra

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The Pope will give his inaugural speech today, in front of a million people lining St Peter’s Square.

Thousands of people selling weight loss pills, hair loss miracle creams, timeshare holidays, muscle gain drinks, x-ray specs, Ponzi and pyramid schemes will be gathered all around the square, for seldom has there been a gathering of so many gullible people in one place.

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Atomic God

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Mass Biblical destruction of land and people…

The atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were acts carried out in God’s name.

U.S President Harry S Truman made this perfectly clear when he filmed a speech thanking God for the bomb.

It is an awful responsibility which has come to us.
We thank God that it has come to us, instead of to our enemies; and we pray that He may guide us to use it in His ways and for His purposes.

God’s purpose then, was to burn, irradiate, crush & tear apart around quarter of a million Japanese people, and leave a legacy of cancer through radiation poisoning… and some people STILL ask what harm can it do, to let people believe in religion?

‘Thou shall not kill… anything less than 225,000 Japanese people’ said no bible ever…

‘Thou shall drop a bomb of such power onto a mostly civilian populace, that it will leave the atomised shadow of a man on a concrete step for all to see, to demonstrate the power of God…and AMERICA!!! YEEE HAAA!!!!… and then do it again before the Japanese can take in the full weight of the situation & surrender… because if they surrender too soon, then the second bomb design (the one dropped on Nagasaki) wouldn’t be able to be tested on a real city…

Tested? Yes. It was freely admitted that Hiroshima was kept free of conventional bombing because the Americans wanted to see the devastation caused by the (God’s) atomic bomb, and they didn’t want false readings from any previous bombing.

Reading up on the history of the two war bombs and the following Bikini Atoll A and B tests, an American naivety over the rest of the world comes across far too clearly.

In the movie footage of his various speeches Truman invites the world leaders to see the Bikini tests under the guise of showing them how powerful & dangerous such weapons are, and how no one should be allowed such things… BUT it’s transparent that this flimsy message is just a contrived invite to show the world what America can do, and that it has atomic weapons… but that no one else should have them.

God moves in mysterious ways? Nope… God’s used in mysterious ways more like.

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YAY GOD, AND THE SHIT DONE IN THE NAME OF THE IMAGINARY SKY PIXIE.

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