The one with kittens and stuff…
A friend’s partner is running the marathon for the RSPCA, so here’s an incredibly rare request from me to you animal lovers to sponsor her. When I say animal lovers, I don’t mean like Mohammed and his favourite goat…
My favourite animal is bacon, so I’m sponsoring her.
Think of all those cute kittens and puppies that will become filler for Ginsters Pasties if you don’t help 😉
But seriously, it’s for the animals (No boring sick or starving kids here – They can get there own bacon this time).
Kittens! Puppies! Foals! Chicks! Ahhhhh…. PIGLETS!
A baby bacon, yesterday.
Now pay up, buttercup! (And thank you!).
No loophole
It’s that simple.
People defend God’s lack of action when bad things happen, by stating God gave us free will.
God, he of infinite wisdom, the creator who knows all that was, all that is, and all that will be, knew exactly what the result of giving man free will would be. Knowing what man would do, knowing the atrocities man would commit with free will, god still gave man free will.
It is all God’s fault. He knew what would happen.
Exactly the same as the Apple in the Garden of Eden. God knew Eve would fuck up, yet God still puts a tree there with the forbidden Apple on it, then highlights it’s location to Adam and Eve… and blames Adam and Eve. What a wanker.
That’s like buying a years supply of dog biscuits and showing the dog where they are, pointing at the biscuits and saying ‘No…’
… And then being fucking surprised that the next day you have a fat dog and no dog biscuits… And then you punish the dog!!! It’s no ones fault but your own.
Such a dick.
An omnipotent being wouldn’t fuck up like that, unless that omnipotent being was the creation of a man with a fat dog… So to speak.
Well duh!!!
I mean seriously! This is being reported as actual news because there is quite literally no other news going on in the world right now… Nothing…
Everyone knew and nobody cares.
Don’t know. Don’t care.
It’s always so refreshing to see on the news such mundane crap as a pathetic pop star trying to shock on a ego trip of a music award show. It must mean that famine, disease, war and poverty are over as there’s nothing more important to report than a tedious starlet in a bikini grabbing at popularity straws before plunging into any one of a multiple choice of addictions which will end up with her dying young… although not as young as she wishes she was.
What?
You’re all thinking the same thing.
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It’s a BIG ASK time…
I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both.Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.
https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones
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GOD & SON on FACEBOOK & TWITTER
Red’s in the bed
Russia’s President Putin is seriously covering up some homosexual tendencies.
Come on Vlad, we’ve seen the photo’s with your shirt off, doing overtly manly things which can only be compensating or covering up some hidden secret… Just let it go.
There is only one person who doesn’t know you’re gay.
Look in the mirror and talk to him… You’ll feel better for it…
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It’s a BIG ASK time…
I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both.Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.
https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones
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GOD & SON on FACEBOOK & TWITTER
Dr.Who is Bullcrap… Says Jesus.
The new Doctor is named after the squashed flies biscuit. That’s cool, isn’t it?
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It’s a BIG ASK time…
I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both.Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.
https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones
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GOD & SON on FACEBOOK & TWITTER
Understand THIS!
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GOD & SON on FACEBOOK & TWITTER
It’s a BIG ASK time…
I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both.Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.
https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones
THE WORLD HAS STOPPED!
Or it appears to have hit a singularity…
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GOD & SON on FACEBOOK & TWITTER
It’s a BIG ASK time…
I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both.Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.
https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones
Fancy that…
I don’t recall any biblical reference to the pig shit thick, judgemental, vile, contradictory and spite filled venomous bitches inheriting the world, but I could be wrong.
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GOD & SON on FACEBOOK & TWITTER
God and Son 