God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Rise and shine

He took the ultimate sacrifice to resolve us from our sins.

Ultimate sacrifice? 2 days dead and then eternity in the promised land? 

That’s like going to a restaurant on Thursday for a meal with your mates, getting food poisoning and having to be rushed to hospital on the Friday, then on Sunday the Restaurant calls to say they are sorry, and to make up for it they’re giving you lifetime compensation of a huge luxury yacht fleet, private helicopters and jets, an island in Barbados, with all expenses paid, servants and everything… you’ll never need for anything again…

And Heaven is infinitely better than that…

That Jesus… What a guy! What a sacrifice! 

He wasn’t even dead long enough to bloat and fart… What’s the fun in that?

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Lie in

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Cross stitched

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No loophole 

It’s that simple.

People defend God’s lack of action when bad things happen, by stating God gave us free will. 

God, he of infinite wisdom, the creator who knows all that was, all that is, and all that will be, knew exactly what the result of giving man free will would be. Knowing what man would do, knowing the atrocities man would commit with free will, god still gave man free will.

It is all God’s fault. He knew what would happen. 

Exactly the same as the Apple in the Garden of Eden. God knew Eve would fuck up, yet God still puts a tree there with the forbidden Apple on it, then highlights it’s location to Adam and Eve… and blames Adam and Eve. What a wanker.

That’s like buying a years supply of dog biscuits and showing the dog where they are, pointing at the biscuits and saying ‘No…’

… And then being fucking surprised that the next day you have a fat dog and no dog biscuits… And then you punish the dog!!!  It’s no ones fault but your own.

Such a dick.

An omnipotent being wouldn’t fuck up like that, unless that omnipotent being was the creation of a man with a fat dog… So to speak.

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Hot as Hell

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Fasting? Screw that…

Did you know there’s an alternative to dieting?

Apparently you can just buy bigger clothes! It’s awesome!

Pretty much where I am right now…

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Ch ch ch changes…

A change is as good as a rest…

What do you think? Stick with the new or stay as he was?

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The Return of the MST3K 

Somethings resurrect better than others…

Welcome back guys!


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Don’t Panic!

I’m still here!

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Well duh!!!

I mean seriously! This is being reported as actual news because there is quite literally no other news going on in the world right now… Nothing… 

Everyone knew and nobody cares. 

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