God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Pants for higher

I thought it looked stupid before Bieber started doing it… But now I have to laugh at all the ‘cool’ street kids trying to look tough… because now they just look like they have girly love crushes on Bieber…. SQUEAL!!! JUSTIN!!! I WANT TO BE YOU!!! MARRY ME!!! SQUEAL!!!

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Apparently it’s cool to look like you can’t get dressed without your mother’s help, wearing trousers/pants half way around your knees so people can see straight through between the top of your belt loop & the bottom of your frank & beans… Must be a real chick magnet…

Well, if you think it’s cool to dress like an American prison inmate who wants ass sex then go ahead… It’s very enlightened of you… Unless… UNLESS you were trying to imitate that factory built ‘pop singer’ acne factory Justin Bieber, with his pasty white ass hanging out of his ‘rape pants’.

Yeah… Those are two things that I ALWAYS look for when I think of fashion…

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Yeah… I want to be like the Bieber… as much as I want my anus to be a prison toy.

Note: ‘Sagging’ originated in prisons because inmates were not allowed belts, but quickly became adopted by the gay subculture to show that a person was available for some man on man sex. Whether the subculture adopted this from the memes & emails that jokingly said this was a gay thing, or that it was a gay thing in the first place & then became a meme & viral email is still in question. Either way, it lost any cool status it may of had once Bieber did it…

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Knee Jerks.

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Well there you go. I called it. Those that know me know that I said it wasn’t the M.O of one of the known terrorist organisations from the very start, and it was an individual loner or small group.

Being a highly religious Christian country, America will no doubt treat the Boston Bombers as the a bible dictates. They will not judge, but they will let God judge. After all, humans judging people is against God’s will… “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.” (Luke 6:37)

Although in a common biblical contradiction (shock!)… If you do judge… “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” (John 7:24)

So there you go… American Christians will be balanced & sensible, and if they do judge, they will not judge by the colour of someone’s skin, or their religion… Not like those hateful dirty Muslims…

But no…

Just think of all the ‘Middle Eastern‘ looking men that have had abuse, both physical and verbal, from people in America over the Boston bombing, only to find out that their knee jerk reaction to blame ‘rag heads‘ was wide of the mark.

Still, those ‘rag heads‘ in America… They’re all guilty of something, eh America? They must be… So don’t feel too guilty about your incorrect profiling…

Yeah, I know it wasn’t all of you, just a few thousand hysteric ones calling for blood, but in a good way, not in the evil way of just two murderers.

You see Iraqi civilians screaming about America after a bomb blast or battle in their country that has killed or injured hundreds of civilians, and you (America) get all up in arms about their reactions and hateful comments… and yet you are no different. You too have blamed people, victimised people who had nothing to do with the bombing, just because of your fear, your hurt and your need to lash out in your moment of pain and blame the most obvious (to some ignorant vigilantes) ‘suspects’…

You may think I’m suggesting that the huge number of hysterical murderous ‘kill the rag heads, throw them out of America, kill them all‘ types is somewhat worse than the act of terrorism carried out by just two people.

You may think that I’m suggesting that the random photos posted around the social media sites of people that the public ‘thought‘ were involved, that lead to witch hunts of the innocent, and have quite possibly ruined peoples lives as those pictures will always be floating around the Internet forever labelling them as terrorist child killers, is in someway as bad, if not worse than the actual bombing, because these American accusers who caused this hurt to the innocent will never be reprimanded, and will do this again and again.

You may think that, but I couldn’t possible comment.

For those of you that may be upset by today’s cartoon & rant, here’s a gift from me to you.
Calm yourselves down with a lovely ‘Colour in Jesus‘ picture (Starting tip: He’s meant to have dark skin, although you might want to make him white, so as not to upset those lovely predominantly white American Christians).

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I think it’s Jesus or it could be Rolf Harris.


Note: I am not in support of the attack on Boston, and neither am I in support of race hate spewing American (or wherever) ‘vigilantes‘.

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The One With Kim Jong Un…

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Seriously though, American Christians are citing the Bible stating President Obama must meet Kim Jong Un, because Jesus says to do that…

Sure, I’d trust a 2000 year old zombie son of a fictitious egocentric sociopathic genocidal sky pixie when it comes to knowledge of nuclear war treaties…

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Americans? Who?

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A hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.
Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand.
Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.

Revelations 7:3

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Gay Marriage… What’s your problem?

In response to this news piece: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/12/christian-anti-gay-ads-buses about a Christian group putting ‘gay cure’ adverts on buses…

EDIT: Great news today (10th May 2012), as President Barack Obama OBVIOUSLY read ‘God and Son’ and decided to get behind gay marriage.

By ‘get behind’ I mean support it. Phrasing….

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