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Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

RUN!!! THEY’VE GOT STICKS!!!

As an atheist I don’t give two craps about anyone else.

Why should I?

Everyone is scum and I hate them & would happily kill them all without thinking about it.

I don’t have the morals laid out in the Bible to guide me, so screw the lot of you.

Oh, hang on..
. I had my notes upside down…

Prayer’s never going to help… What you need is tangible, firm action.

In an attempt to get fit after a recent illness I have decided to do the Grim Challenge with my cousin. This will help me, and more importantly it will raise money for Cancer Research, because prayer just isn’t working… Yeah, total shocker.

Sooo… Please donate, LIKE and/or spread the word to help fund this research.

Thank you.

https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones

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THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM MY LESS JESUSY BLOG:

It’s official…

As a challenge to get me fit again after injuries (ankle, back, and recently cellulitis in the elbow – yay me!), me and my physical trainer cousin Wendy are going to be taking part in the Grim Challenge at the very end of November.

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The Woo: Tougher than the Grim Challenge itself.

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The Return of the Black: What doesn’t kill me better be able to outrun me…

Dirt, rocky roads, gravel, mud, man made mounds, obstacles, water holes, more mud, more hills, ditches, more muddy wet holes… 8 miles of tough challenge. She’s not used to the Nordic style which I really enjoy, and I’m not used to straight running… Hopefully we’ll learn the right things from each other…

We’re doing it for Cancer Research UK, and just to make it interesting we thought we’d attempt to do it using Nordic X-country poles.

Like it wasn’t going to be tough enough in the first place…

The thing is, the Grim is technically a run, although some folk do end up walking as it is a very tough course. We didn’t know if actually starting out ‘walking‘ was going to be a problem (albeit Nordic Walking, which is a different ball park to hiking or normal walking – especially how I do it…).

The organiser is not in favour of people who turn up just to walk the route… but in the organiser’s own words when I suggested about us using Nordic X-Country poles: “… I know all about Nordic walking and suspect you guys are not the strolling type!”

Team Stix & Stones

Team Stix & Stones.

Our TEAM PAGE is STIX & STONES – (Stix due to the poles and x-country, and stones, because it’s both off-road, and you need figuratively two of them to do the challenge…). Please visit it to make donations.

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It turns out that we are officially the first people to attempt the Grim Challenge using the Nordic method. I wonder why?

Course (taken from the Grim web page):

This land is used to test Army vehicles so expect it to be interesting!

You will reach a long hill shortly after the start before descending again eventually reaching a water filled ravine.

You will run on over puddle-strewn paths before having to crawl under camouflage netting.

You’ll eventually reach some man-made mounds before arriving at and running through some rather large puddles.

Expect to get very wet!

You’ll run on to the fast vehicle driving circuit where it is rocky underfoot.

This brings you to some more large areas of water and the finish area.

Sounds delightful!

 

 

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Blow me.

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First time I told that, you could hear a pin drop…

… So I ducked under a table for cover…

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Anyway… By popular demand I have created a couple of G&S T-shirts. Just follow the link below and buy one for every day of the week. If there is any particular cartoon that you want as a mug, bag, shirt etc, then let me know and I’ll sort it out for you.

Click the picture below to go to the store to buy one (other products and designs are also available).

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Huggy Pope

This is what happens if I leave it until the last minute to write the days cartoon…

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But seriously, how can it take so long to chose the new Pope?

It’s a choice ‘GUIDED BY GOD’… and yet they’ve already had disagreements and one bad vote… Is God so pathetic that he can’t even guide the most religious & fervent of his followers?!?

That alone shows how screwed up the Church is, and how ineffectual this imaginary egocentric genocidal sky pixie really is.

If god can’t guide those most in touch with him into choosing a new Pope correctly first time, and not screwing up by choosing another quitter, at a time they know that god is with them then what chance does anyone else have for getting a prayer answered?

Okay, that’s a bit unfair, seeing as everyone has equal chance of getting a prayer answered… because IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

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Jesus People! Educate yourselves!

This is the YouTube hosted version of a video from the Christian ‘YouTube‘ clone ‘GODVINE’… (no… I’m not kidding).

Here is the actual Godvine site:

Woman Drowning in her SUV is Miraculously Saved

No one at this scene can explain how this woman was able to be rescued. It defies everything we know, and it can only be seen as a miracle of God.

http://www.godvine.com/Woman-Drowning-in-her-SUV-is-Miraculously-Saved-1342.html

No one at the scene can explain how the woman was rescued?

Well, that PROVES one thing and one thing only…. that the people at the scene did not have a clue about real world physics.

It does NOT prove the existence of a God.

Simple physics.

  • She would have gone for the door handle, because the electric windows wouldn’t have worked due to water ingression.
  • The door wouldn’t have opened initially, due to the high water pressure keeping it shut.
  • She would have carried on trying the door as she saw people trying to get to her.
  • Once the car is submerged, the water pressure inside the car matches the pressure outside the car. The door is easily opened.
  • She puts her arm out and is grabbed.
  • As the car is pulled forward out of the water after the rescue, the doors would shut in the current.

Some people find God in the most dubious of circumstances, but this again shows people using ‘God‘ because they don’t understand physics.

As someone mentioned on the Facebook feed:

…a lot of faithful Christians are insulting their own intelligence by immediately declaring this to be a miracle, when it clearly was the work of men and physics that saved this idiotic woman…

It’s a ‘wonderful‘ bit of commentary too, what with the misdirection about the window not being broken…

Also of note is how all the video comments from the Christian site (not the attached Facebook comments underneath it) are all praising God… and then the comments were locked. Makes you wonder how many comments like mine, telling how it REALLY happened, were posted on the original clip….and deleted.

Pathetic… and not ONE word of thanks to the real heroes who swam out and rescued her.

Very nice and Christian… Screw you guys, I’m thanking GOD…..

Ah, yeah… I address the “Thank God” crap HERE.

Whilst I’m at it, please feel free to look at some more of my religious picture rants over at Pinterest.

As I state on the Pinterest page:

If you find offence in religious humour or commentary, then back away now. I’m not forcing you to look, so don’t go going all preachy on me. Respect. Peace Out.

Have a look, but go tongue in cheek, if you catch my Tokyo Drift. Don’t get all Fast and Furious on me!!!

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