God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

5 more minutes…

In all seriousness, I reckon I’m correct about the squeaky button.

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When you’re bored of life…

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Well, it’s alleged, but I don’t believe it.

Putin has such an allegedly small penis he can’t actually penetrate, so can’t do straight or gay…

Oops….

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Red’s in the bed

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Russia’s President Putin is seriously covering up some homosexual tendencies.

Come on Vlad, we’ve seen the photo’s with your shirt off, doing overtly manly things which can only be compensating or covering up some hidden secret… Just let it go.

There is only one person who doesn’t know you’re gay.

Look in the mirror and talk to him… You’ll feel better for it…

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

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In or out?

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Out like the tide baby…

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

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Dyscoday

Where did the word ‘DISCO’ come from? No one knows!!!

Well, lots of people claim to know… In fact it’s not much of a mystery at all…

BUT THE ORIGINS THAT WE ARE AWARE OF ARE LIES!!!

Yes! Lies spread by the Church and super secret hidden mysterious special Orders of the Holy Blood!

The true origin of the word was hidden by religious leaders until I cracked the code…

No one could know the real origin… Until MY EXCLUSIVE!!!

It’s so secret you won’t find ANY mention of it ANYWHERE!!!

Which only goes to PROVE that I am telling the TRUTH about his cover up!

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Let there be a phat beat and a kicking bass line… and there was, and it was good.

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Interpretation

It’s all about interpretation.

The Bible is SO pro-gay it’s practically a musical.

Go read it… The pro-gay stance is just as blatantly obvious as a whole lot of the other BULLSHIT some Christians come up with based on the texts, so hey… Gay is good.

Jesus was himself a gay. He loved the cock. The New Testament is full of misinterpretable stories that could easily point to Jesus smoking the pink pole… or that Jesus was a space rocket…

Yeah, read it as you will… The bible is an evil tool used by idiots to try and enforce rules that THEY want enforcing. Well they can screw off. I’ll no more follow godly rules than I’ll abide by the Superheroes creed… It’s all fiction.

I’ll stick with the officiated laws of the country. You can keep your big book of bullshit.

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DOMA Overruled.

I’ve said it before though… GAY MARRIAGE

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There’s a thing going around the Internet that says:

I’m not gay ~ I just support gay marriage”

On one hand I think that’s great. It shows that straight people support the rights of same sex marriages…. but…. part of me thinks it doesn’t need to be said.

Yet another part of me sees it as “I’m not racist, but….” or “I’m not sexist, but….“

Maybe I’m reading too much into it.

Whatever…. I support choice based on fact, not bigoted, archaic or religious based crap.

To anyone who wants to get married, who is married, who doesn’t want to get married…. I wish you all the best!

My wife thought it odd that I follow the LGBT on Facebook. Sure, why not? None of them are protesting against my straight marriage, so why not give some support back so they can enjoy whatever choices they make in the same way that I do?

I love being married & I love my family. I’d join the ‘Straight group’ IF I was the one being persecuted as a straight male, but I’m not being hounded for my choices of marrying someone of the opposite sex & having a child. I’d like to live where anyone could chose to be with the one they love.

Yes, I’m happily married & we have a son… and we aren’t normal – and I doubt any of you are either…

As you break down the mathematical norms, you begin to see that normal is hard to really pin point. You’d think normal would be a national average, but no….

You see, as we only have the one child… and the average ‘normal’ family has 1.9 children… then we fail to match that average family quota.

Even worse, as between us we have six legs and six arms (two of each for each of us…), we fall outside of the average family again. Quite a lot of people have a missing limb or two, or three… or four… but very few people have more than the two legs and two arms that we tend to think as ‘normal’… This means that the average person has less than two legs and less than two arms…

So, an average family, based on the population of the UK… Has 1.9 children and one of the family is missing part of a limb…. which would explain the 1.9 children I guess…

All in all, normal sucks. Who cares what the norm is, what averages say, what statistics point to?

Be happy, and if you can’t be happy, at least let others be happy without forcing your views on them.

Peace out!

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Jesus & Mohammed get a holey experience.

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Let’s just say it’s not the first time he’s been painfully nailed by a group of men…

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Pants for higher

I thought it looked stupid before Bieber started doing it… But now I have to laugh at all the ‘cool’ street kids trying to look tough… because now they just look like they have girly love crushes on Bieber…. SQUEAL!!! JUSTIN!!! I WANT TO BE YOU!!! MARRY ME!!! SQUEAL!!!

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Apparently it’s cool to look like you can’t get dressed without your mother’s help, wearing trousers/pants half way around your knees so people can see straight through between the top of your belt loop & the bottom of your frank & beans… Must be a real chick magnet…

Well, if you think it’s cool to dress like an American prison inmate who wants ass sex then go ahead… It’s very enlightened of you… Unless… UNLESS you were trying to imitate that factory built ‘pop singer’ acne factory Justin Bieber, with his pasty white ass hanging out of his ‘rape pants’.

Yeah… Those are two things that I ALWAYS look for when I think of fashion…

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Yeah… I want to be like the Bieber… as much as I want my anus to be a prison toy.

Note: ‘Sagging’ originated in prisons because inmates were not allowed belts, but quickly became adopted by the gay subculture to show that a person was available for some man on man sex. Whether the subculture adopted this from the memes & emails that jokingly said this was a gay thing, or that it was a gay thing in the first place & then became a meme & viral email is still in question. Either way, it lost any cool status it may of had once Bieber did it…

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Gay Marriage Work Around

No… I said work around.

The G&S take on a question that’s been around the block more times than Mary…

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God hates fags… who don’t call back…

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