God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Everyone is wrong but YOU?

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No matter how mind numbingly crazy you think they are, or how undoubtably right you believe you are, I can guarantee that someone with totally polar beliefs will be thinking the same thing.

You’ll go crazy trying to figure out how on earth they could believe what they do!!!

They do the same thing when they try to figure your crazy beliefs out….

With every nerve in your body, you know THEY are wrong.

With every nerve in their body, they know YOU are wrong.

Think about that the next time you fight over who worships the right sky pixie.

I firmly believe you’re all barking mad.

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Noah Way Out

Noah’s Ark…

Some Christians defend any questions about this story by saying that it is just an analogy and not meant to be taken literally…. and then some Christians claim to have found the Ark… That’s the trouble with people who already want to believe they’ll find something… They usually do find it, and if it’s not what they expected, they’ll bend the findings to suit their beliefs.

Science on the other hand, learns from mistakes.

Anyway, there’s a shocker… People in the same circles and same factions of the same religious faith both have contrary views…

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Surely there would be a trail of skeletal remains leading from Mount Ararat as the animals moved out from the Ark to their final destinations, breeding & dying and breeding and dying on the way… At least a few odd discoveries … But no… None…

Species diversity & distribution just doesn’t point to the flood ever happening.

Anyway, much like other supposedly tangible religious artefacts, there is no physical proof….

Still, not wanting to shoot the idea down just on the basis of animal remains for one thing, then how about the physical engineering plausibility of building an ark? If only someone would make one…. and then have to resort to modern materials… and then still find that it still wouldn’t work…. Oh yes… SOMEONE DID

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Science manages to back itself up with proofs and new discoveries year in and year out, whilst religious groups fail to find anything to prove what they preach. They prefer to attack and undermine others, rather than rise above it all with their own ‘proofs’ (ha, good luck with that then). Odd that. It’s almost like religion is based on cloud cuckoo fantasy…

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Hide the Evidence

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Sounds stupid…. Doesn’t it?

Not really…. it’s happening all the time.

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Once was lost… Still is.

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Where exactly did you bury the really, really important and historically significant huge gold box with the massive non-degradable stone tablets?

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Jesus: Life Saver!

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That would work for me too.

That or putting on Cliff sodding Richard.

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Hook, Line & Sinker

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Yeah…. There’s one born every minute…

Ponzi schemes are for suckers who put faith in the big reward, but with no real proofs.

The promoter (CHURCH) sells shares (SALVATION) to investors (FOLLOWERS) by taking advantage of a lack of investor knowledge (SCIENCE) or competence (COMPETENCE), or using claims of a proprietary investment strategy (GOD) which must be kept secret (THE INEFFABLE WORD OF GOD) to ensure a competitive edge (A PLACE IN HEAVEN).

*shock*

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Scheming Bastards

Oh yea, praise the Holy Pyramid scheme

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Didn’t Dino-See

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Let There Be Light

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Pixie Dustin’

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Steve has been a supporter of God and Son pretty much from the start, so I’d like to take this opportunity to thank him, and wish him a happy birthday…. after all, as the imagination of God says….”At least he’s real…..”

Steve on Twitter. Worth a follow for sure.

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