God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

So he gave her one

It was only a matter of time…



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I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
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Pret A Manger – Bloody Ignorant.



An open letter to Pret A Manger regarding your dropping the Virgin Mary crisp name.

Dear Pret A Manger,

I object to you DROPPING the name of your Virgin Mary crisps, just because some Catholic assholes THINK it refers to THEIR Mary.

You may as well rename your company, as Jesus was supposedly born in a manger… MANGER… You must be referring to the Christ child’s birth place! Blasphemy!

Ridiculous eh? Because that’s not what your ‘Manger’ means… BUT…

The name “Bloody Mary” is associated with a number of historical figures, and whilst there is confusion as to the drinks original Mary (the drink the crisps are based on), out of the Mary’s it might be, Christ’s supposed mother IS NOT ONE OF THEM!

History of the drink name has several suggestions, but they come down to theses…

  • Queen Mary I of England, a CATHOLIC who gained her ‘Bloody Mary‘ moniker in the 16th century nickname, due to her brutal treatment of Protestants…The first recorded use of this ‘Bloody Mary’ name. If anyone has a right to protest against the crisp name, it’s the Protestants and NOT the Catholics!
  • At the time the drink was created, there was a waitress named Mary who worked at a the Chicago bar called the Bucket of Blood.
  • Named for the Hollywood star Mary Pickford
  • One further option was the mythical ghost ‘Bloody Mary’. The modern ghost’s name is actually linked to Queen Mary I anyway.

So Pret A Manger; either your researchers who dropped the name are clueless, or you are spineless yourselves because you feel you need to drop a name that has nothing to do with Christ’s mother, just because some idiots think it does have something to do with Christ’s mother!!! You bow down to their intellectual short fall.

I recommend you apologise for these ridiculous actions by introducing a cashew based sour snack called ‘Religious Nuts‘.




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God Hits the Nail

Matthew 1:16~ When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.


So, Mary was married to Joseph, but hadn’t yet met Joseph, and still got her funk on with the giant cloud sitting sky pixie… and Joseph accepted that his wife hadn’t slept around, so didn’t stone her to death, as commanded in the bible…?

Hmmm, looks like Christians have always been quick to follow the easy answer & not question the truth…


Quick and Dirty

In my head last night…

Oops! I forgot to write a cartoon for tomorrow, I need something quick & dirty…

“…. MARY!!!


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Meek! Meek!


Yup… stay weak and controllable, but see that as a positive… Ah, the self governing population that the church wanted…

The opposite of the aristocratic morality is what Nietzsche calls slave morality. Unable to be excellent, the mediocre reverse the values of life. Slaves turn the natural domination of the strong over the weak into wickedness; success becomes a form of sin, and creative achievement indicates prideful selfishness. The slaves are motivated to effect this transvaluation of values because it allows them to celebrate their fates as spiritual achievements. Craven submission to the stronger, greater man becomes humble obedience—or it even gets transformed into “love of one’s enemies.” Slave morality turns weakness into a virtue: “Blessed are the meek.”

From a piece by R.R Reno

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Incest is the only way…


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Evolution Happens


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Virgin on the Ridiculous


Oh no he didn’t!

Yes, I did… and now I have your attention….

Yup… It’s true, as any educated person who’s actually bothered to look into this will tell you, the Hebrew word ‘Almah‘ is very similar to the English word ‘Maiden‘ – in as such that as a polyseme it has several meanings – including ‘virgin‘ or ‘young woman‘.

Other polysemes include wood (what a tree contains, and where you can find one…) and milk (the liquid, and also what you have to do to a cow to get it….). You learn something every day.

As for the young lady Mary… well, it’s not very special or amazing is it, to be born from a woman who isn’t a virgin…. so sod it, why not deliberately misinterpret the meaning and BINGO! You have a miracle birth, much more befitting of the supposed king of kings…

As for the shithouse door thing, who knows? Your guess is as good as mine…. and no less fictional than the story in the bible.

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Deranged Fruit Loop

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Everyone is Atheist

Being a poly-atheist on the other hand, safely covers the disbelief of many gods….

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