God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Full of Milky Godness

How could they even believe this was right?!?!?

Oh yeah… They were already fooled by the Bible, so it’s not that surprising really…

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Priest shoots semen into parishioners mouths to help bring forth the Holy Spirit!!

READ ALL ABOUT IT…

…an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit”, by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelise”.

“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”…

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Meek! Meek!

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Yup… stay weak and controllable, but see that as a positive… Ah, the self governing population that the church wanted…

The opposite of the aristocratic morality is what Nietzsche calls slave morality. Unable to be excellent, the mediocre reverse the values of life. Slaves turn the natural domination of the strong over the weak into wickedness; success becomes a form of sin, and creative achievement indicates prideful selfishness. The slaves are motivated to effect this transvaluation of values because it allows them to celebrate their fates as spiritual achievements. Craven submission to the stronger, greater man becomes humble obedience—or it even gets transformed into “love of one’s enemies.” Slave morality turns weakness into a virtue: “Blessed are the meek.”

From a piece by R.R Reno

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Incest is the only way…

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Evolution Happens

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Virgin on the Ridiculous

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Oh no he didn’t!

Yes, I did… and now I have your attention….

Yup… It’s true, as any educated person who’s actually bothered to look into this will tell you, the Hebrew word ‘Almah‘ is very similar to the English word ‘Maiden‘ – in as such that as a polyseme it has several meanings – including ‘virgin‘ or ‘young woman‘.

Other polysemes include wood (what a tree contains, and where you can find one…) and milk (the liquid, and also what you have to do to a cow to get it….). You learn something every day.

As for the young lady Mary… well, it’s not very special or amazing is it, to be born from a woman who isn’t a virgin…. so sod it, why not deliberately misinterpret the meaning and BINGO! You have a miracle birth, much more befitting of the supposed king of kings…

As for the shithouse door thing, who knows? Your guess is as good as mine…. and no less fictional than the story in the bible.

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