God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Huggy Pope

This is what happens if I leave it until the last minute to write the days cartoon…

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But seriously, how can it take so long to chose the new Pope?

It’s a choice ‘GUIDED BY GOD’… and yet they’ve already had disagreements and one bad vote… Is God so pathetic that he can’t even guide the most religious & fervent of his followers?!?

That alone shows how screwed up the Church is, and how ineffectual this imaginary egocentric genocidal sky pixie really is.

If god can’t guide those most in touch with him into choosing a new Pope correctly first time, and not screwing up by choosing another quitter, at a time they know that god is with them then what chance does anyone else have for getting a prayer answered?

Okay, that’s a bit unfair, seeing as everyone has equal chance of getting a prayer answered… because IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

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Did Mary fly Virgin?

Yeah… This pun never got off of the ground…

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