God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Too little, too late?

Oh bravo Pope obvious.

What next? Murder isn’t very nice?

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Breaking News Extra

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The Pope will give his inaugural speech today, in front of a million people lining St Peter’s Square.

Thousands of people selling weight loss pills, hair loss miracle creams, timeshare holidays, muscle gain drinks, x-ray specs, Ponzi and pyramid schemes will be gathered all around the square, for seldom has there been a gathering of so many gullible people in one place.

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Beware the pun in the son

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Three puns! Three of them! I spoil you!

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The Hand of God is Argentinian… Again.

Out with the old, in with the same…

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Huggy Pope

This is what happens if I leave it until the last minute to write the days cartoon…

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But seriously, how can it take so long to chose the new Pope?

It’s a choice ‘GUIDED BY GOD’… and yet they’ve already had disagreements and one bad vote… Is God so pathetic that he can’t even guide the most religious & fervent of his followers?!?

That alone shows how screwed up the Church is, and how ineffectual this imaginary egocentric genocidal sky pixie really is.

If god can’t guide those most in touch with him into choosing a new Pope correctly first time, and not screwing up by choosing another quitter, at a time they know that god is with them then what chance does anyone else have for getting a prayer answered?

Okay, that’s a bit unfair, seeing as everyone has equal chance of getting a prayer answered… because IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

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Money for old Pope

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Yes, it’s true. Any Cardinal over 80 is considered too old to vote.

Not too old to be Pope though… That’s a job until death, regardless of senility.

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Scotland Burns as the Vatican Fiddles

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Cardinal O’Brien embarrasses the Catholic Church by allegedly sexually abusing adults.

A break from tradition and a sigh of relief from the choir.

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For the Pope on the go

Whilst putting this cartoon together, I spotted some disturbing similarities between a chair in a certain high ranking church official’s car, and the chair of a kiddy fiddling 70’s & 80’s fallen hero TV star in Great Britain.

You decide…

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Anyway, on with the show…

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The Pope Factor

God will guide those who elect the new pope.

Really? Because he did an awesome job with Pope ‘He-who-protects-child-molesters-then-quits-his-job’….

Yup…

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‘Cardinals will be directed by the will of God in the election process so that at the end of the day, whoever emerges will be God’s chosen one…’

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Quiet Time

I guess his papal account will be cancelled then…

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