God and Son

Poking the bloated corpse of religion with a pointy stick to hear it fart.

Bum fun

If the old Norse Gods read this, I’ll be Loki to get away with it…

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Rise and shine

He took the ultimate sacrifice to resolve us from our sins.

Ultimate sacrifice? 2 days dead and then eternity in the promised land? 

That’s like going to a restaurant on Thursday for a meal with your mates, getting food poisoning and having to be rushed to hospital on the Friday, then on Sunday the Restaurant calls to say they are sorry, and to make up for it they’re giving you lifetime compensation of a huge luxury yacht fleet, private helicopters and jets, an island in Barbados, with all expenses paid, servants and everything… you’ll never need for anything again…

And Heaven is infinitely better than that…

That Jesus… What a guy! What a sacrifice! 

He wasn’t even dead long enough to bloat and fart… What’s the fun in that?

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No need to panic

May’s timing is terrible… I had a sweet little cartoon ready regarding the sexual deviant Mohammed and some goats.

Ah well, you’ll have to wait for that one…

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Twanking

Some of these cartoons do require a bit of research.

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It’s a BIG ASK time…

I’m part of a team raising money for CANCER RESEARCH. I’m not sure about you, but I’ve always found that financially supported science has always come through when prayer ultimately fails. As such, I’d like to ask for you to donate or share this link…
… or even do both
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Many thanks. It’s all greatly appreciated.

https://www.justgiving.com/teams/stixandstones

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Dyscoday

Where did the word ‘DISCO’ come from? No one knows!!!

Well, lots of people claim to know… In fact it’s not much of a mystery at all…

BUT THE ORIGINS THAT WE ARE AWARE OF ARE LIES!!!

Yes! Lies spread by the Church and super secret hidden mysterious special Orders of the Holy Blood!

The true origin of the word was hidden by religious leaders until I cracked the code…

No one could know the real origin… Until MY EXCLUSIVE!!!

It’s so secret you won’t find ANY mention of it ANYWHERE!!!

Which only goes to PROVE that I am telling the TRUTH about his cover up!

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Let there be a phat beat and a kicking bass line… and there was, and it was good.

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Blow me.

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First time I told that, you could hear a pin drop…

… So I ducked under a table for cover…

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Anyway… By popular demand I have created a couple of G&S T-shirts. Just follow the link below and buy one for every day of the week. If there is any particular cartoon that you want as a mug, bag, shirt etc, then let me know and I’ll sort it out for you.

Click the picture below to go to the store to buy one (other products and designs are also available).

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It’s a hard life

Well, it took a group of Roman soldiers to get him up the first time… so I guess we know which way JC blows,,,

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Jesus & Mohammed get a holey experience.

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Let’s just say it’s not the first time he’s been painfully nailed by a group of men…

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Internet Pr0n

They can take a joke, yeah?

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Sexy Confession…

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I’d say I’m sorry…. But I’m not.

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